All aboard, woo woo!

Time to shop Steamboat Bill

A little bird said he forced his will

Upon his gentile passengers

But do not shoot the messengers

We would never side with creeps

Not even in our sleep

Unless you forced us with a gun

And even then we'd try and run

When Dionysus roamed the world

You couldn't say "fuck" but you could say "girl"

Now it's the other way around

"Girl"'s taboo but "fuck"'s allowed

And teacher said we cannot play

Until we're equal in every way

Woo woo!

We're not going to hold our breath

Wе're only equal when wе're dead

And more fool you if you don't use

The personal pronouns we've approved

We spill red wax upon your dress

The world's aboard the hell express

What turned out when we turned up

Let's all ask the jitterbug

We all shook down, we all hung up

Thanks to Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Blubberboat Bill went down to hell

In a rowing boat

Jim shacked up with Betty Bell

The captain fucked Eskimo Nell

Come on baby let's get down

Before they lock this town

All aboard, woo woo!

The Chatternooga Choo-Choo

Time to shop Steamboat Bill

A little bird said he forced his will

Upon his gentile passengers

But do not shoot the messengers

We would never side with creeps

Not even in our sleep

Unless you forced us with a gun

And even then we'd try and run

When Dionysus roamed the world

You couldn't say "fuck" but you could say "girl"

Now it's the other way around

"Girl"'s taboo but "fuck"'s allowed

And teacher said we cannot play

Until we're equal in every way

We're not going to hold our breath

We're only equal when we're dead

All aboard, woo woo!

The Chatternooga Choo-Choo

We spill red wax upon your dress

The world's aboard the hell express

What turned out when we turned up

Let's all ask the jitterbug

We all shook down, we all hung up

Thanks to Emperor Tomato Ketchup

Blubberboat Bill went down to hell

In a rowing boat

Jim shacked up with Betty Bell

The captain fucked Eskimo Nell

Come on baby let's get down

Before they lock this town