[Chorus 1: Isaac Brock]

We've got everything

We've got everything

We've got everything

Down to a science, so

I guess we know everything

[Chorus 2: Isaac Brock, James Mercer, Both]

We know everything (We know, we know)

We know everything (We know)

We know everything was built to expire, so

I guess we've done everything

[Verse 1: Isaac Brock]

If we carried it out to sea

Pushed it over the edge, we'd have all been through

Well, "First off," Gary got drunk

Fell asleep in his car 'til about noon

Awe! "Flat top." Tony got all messed up

Split his lip chasing cheap perfume

Well, look at our boat in the bay

It looks like some sad-ass little canoe

[Chorus 3: Isaac Brock, James Mercer, Both]

We've done everything (We've done, we've done, we've done)

We've done everything

We've done everything, like trial by fire, so

I guess we'll stop tryin' now

(And never try it again)

[Chorus 4: Isaac Brock, James Mercer, Both]

We've tried everything (And now we [?], so—)

We've tried everything (We've tried)

We've tried everything, half-assed, and as liars, and that's

How we got everything (How we got it all)

[Verse 2: Isaac Brock]

If we carried it out to sea

Pushed it over the edge

We could have all been through

Well, no one even bothered showing up

But we still did what we should have thought through

[Bridge: Isaac Brock: Isaac Brock, James Mercer]

We crashed in like waves into the shore

Didn't want it, didn't need it

But we knew that we could see it

So we opened up the door

We receded, like waves out of the shore

Didn't want it, didn't need it

But we knew that we could steal it

Left you dying on the floor

(We weren't that lucky!)

We've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got

We've got, we've got, we've got, we've got, we've got

We've got (Well, everyone had one, oh, gah, dah, kuh, huh)

[Chorus 5: Isaac Brock: Isaac Brock: Isaac Brock, James Mercer, Both]

We've got everything, (We've got, we've got, we've got)

We've got everything

We've got everything down to a science, so

I guess we know everything

[Outro: Isaac Brock: Isaac Brock: Isaac Brock, James Mercer, Both]

We've got everything, we've got everything

We've done everything, we've got everything

We've tried everything, we've got everything (We've got—)

We've got everything, we've got everything (We've got, we've got, we've got, we've got—)

Oh, we've got every thing