[Verse 1]

Eating snowflakes with plastic forks

And a paper plate, of course

You think of everything

Shortened love with a long divorce

And a couple of kids, of course

They don't mean anything

Live in trailers with no class

Goddamn, I hope I can pass

High school means nothing

Taking heartache with hard work

Goddamn, I am such a jerk

I can't do anything

[Chorus]

And I shout that you're all fakes (Fakes)

And you should've seen the look on your face

And I guess that's what it takes

When comparing your bellyaches

And it's been a long time

Which agrees with this watch of mine

And I know that I miss you

And I'm sorry if I dissed you

[Verse 2]

Eating snowflakes with plastic forks

And a paper plate, of course

You think of everything

Shortened love with a long divorce

And a couple of kids, of course

They don't mean anything

Live in trailers with no class

Goddamn, I hope I can pass

High school means nothing

Taking heartache with hard work

Goddamn, I am such a jerk

I can't do anything

[Chorus]

And I shout that you're all fakes (Fakes)

And you should've seen the look on your face

And I guess that's what it takes

When comparing your bellyaches

And it's been a long time

Which agrees with this watch of mine

And I guess that I miss you

And I'm sorry if I dissed you

[Instrumental Outro]