[Chorus]

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 1]

I could buy myself a reason

I could sell myself a job

I could hang myself on treason

All the folks I know are gone

[Chorus]

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 2]

So I ate the wedding cake

'Til the whole damn thing was gone

And I'm gonna drown the ocean

Now ain't none o' that so wrong?

[Chorus]

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

All those people that you know

Floating in the river are gone

[Verse 3]

Gonna take this sack of puppies

Gonna set it out to freeze

Gonna climb around on all fours

'Til all the blood falls out my knees

[Chorus]

All those people that you know

All the people that you know

All those people that you know

Floating in the river are logs

[Verse 4]

Well, let's take this potted plant

To the woods and set it free

I'm gonna tell the owners

Just how nice that was of me

I could buy myself a reason

I could sell myself a job

I could hang myself on treason

Oh I am my own damn God