Surfin On Your Couch - Intellectual

Yeah you live pretty far from the beach

And my goals are way way way way way way out of reach

It's like you're only nice to me when your girlfriend leaves

But I've surfed your couch these last few weeks

Yeah I've been surfin your couch

I'm just surfin your couch

Well I'm just surfin your couch

For now

When you get home from work bring back something to eat

I'm gon take a few hours to kick up my feet

Let your girlfriend know my last place didn't have a toilet seat

So she mind leaving it up for me?

But till then I'm surfin your couch

I'm just surfin your couch

Well I'm just surfin your couch

For now

I picked up somе loose notes I found lying around

But a number of timеs I took the garbage out

I would get up and get a job but there ain't none that I've heard about

But if someone told me something I would head over there right now

I'm just surfin your couch

Till then I'm surfin your couch

Yeah I'm just surfin your couch

For now

Oh your friends come by and you ask me to leave

The place I live, breath, eat, and sleep

Well thats okay I've got a few other places to be

But just let me know when they all leave

So I can sleep on your couch

Well I'm just surfin your couch

For now

Well I'm just waiting for the other flip flop to fall

I hear you coming home from work and coming down the hall

I've surfed your couch well I've surfed your couch for awhile now

I'm just surfin your couch

Well I'm just surfin your couch

For now

Well I know my character ain't that strong

And I've stayed here just a bit too long

Well I'm just waiting for your flip flop to fall

While I surf your couch

I'm just surfin your couch

Well I'm just surfin your couch

For now

Well maybe I was just a little too loud

And when you came out to tell me I was just a bit too proud

But you don't have to go to work till four hours from now

But now I sleep in my car

Well I just sleep in my car

Yeah I just sleep in my car

Well I just sleep in my car