[Verse 1]

Supermarket choices

All the stupid choices

It's a super saver day

Walking down the aisle

Big ol' stupid smile

Hold on to that child, don't you let it get away

[Verse 2]

God, you're such a freak show

Think you'll get it cheap so

Wish that you would knew that there is nothing left to save

[Verse 3]

Always take the tops off

You could get a hot dog

Only 29 cents on Tuesdays (On Tuesdays, on Tuesdays)

[Verse 4]

Supermarket choices

All the stupid voices

It's a double coupon day

Walking down the aisle

Big ol' stupid smile

Hold on to that child, don't you let them get away

[Outro]

Supermarket choices

All the stupid choices

Listen to your voices and say how you think I'm not the same