[Verse 1]

If food needed pleasing

You'd suck all the seasoning off

Suck it off

Well, treat me like disease

Like the rats and the fleas

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha!

Bang your head like a gong

'Cause it's filled with all wrong

A-ha-ha, clang-clang-clang!

[Chorus]

If you think you know enough to know

You know we've had enough

And if you think you don't, you probably will

Our tails wagged and then fell off

But we just turned back, marched into the sea

[Bridge]

Well, treat me like the sea

Oh so salty and mean

Ah-ha-ha, oh-ha-ha!

Well, treat me like disease

Like the rats and the fleas

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

[Chorus]

I'll be beating my heart's record for speeding

I'll be beating the record for hearts skipping

In the dark, our tails wagged, then fell off

But we just turned back, marched into the sea

Well, we just turned 'round, marched into the sea

[Verse 2]

Take all that you need

Like my sign says, "For free"

'Til it's gone, 'til it's gone

Well, discard whom you please

Like the leaves off a tree

A-ha-ha, a-ha-ha

Let's shake hands if you want

But soon both hands are gone

Oh-ha-ha, ha-ha!

[Bridge]

Well, treat me like the sea

Oh so salty and mean

A-ha-ha

Oh, treat me like the sea

Oh so salty and mean

A-ha-ha

[Outro]

Well, treat me like disease

Like the rats and the fleas

Bang your head like a gong

'Cause you called it all wrong

Move your tongue

Clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang, clang-clang!

Cut me down like the trees

Like the lumber or weeds

Drag me out of the sea

And then teach me to breathe

Give me forced health

'Til I wish death on myself

Give me forced health

'Til I wish death on myself

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha!

Well, we all stumbled 'round

Tangled up in our cords

From the phones, VCRs

And our worldly woes

Ah-ha-ha

March on, march on, march on, march on

Well, march on!