[Intro: MCDaniel, MegaP]

Happy birthday, Jules

I hate you

You were everything to me, what did I do?

You're the worst but I'm the best

I wish you happy birthday

Unlike the rest of your exes (of your exes)

[Verse 1: MCDaniel, DEEP, MegaP]

So many, hard to count (hard to count)

Why have you got such a large amount? (Why have you got such a large amount?)

Was it during our time?

Or was it straight after? (Or was it straight after?)

Or was it all the guys that you hid from me, you ****?

What the hell did I do to deserve this?

All I ever gave was flowers like roses (like roses)

All I ever gave was my love and affection (love and affection)

But that don't mean nothing to a massive imperfection (But that don't mean nothing to a massive imperfection)

[Bridge: TЯINITY]

Julia

Oh, Julia

What the hell did we all do to get this?

Julia

Oh, Julia

What did we do to deserve this shit

[Verse 2: MCDaniel, DEEP, MegaP, MCDaniel + DEEP + MegaP + Autotuner + Guy On The Phone]

Happy birthday Jules

We met in school

I'm the guy they called MCDaniel

Not that you'd remember, I'm one of your mules

Julia Smith; so high and mighty (so high and mighty) and cool (and cool)

But you're not

What have you got?

No skills (No skills), not a polyglot (polyglot)

You're just a bot

Who has a lot

Never took a real shot (A real shot)

Ain't been up on a yacht

Too many exes she forgot

Just like my brain, you know she will rot (She will rot)

She's a blood clot

But I bet she's hot

Hell nah man, she is not

Yeah, she has a massive bloody spot

On her forehead full of dots

Ouch!

Yikes!

Yep, that's a lot

[Outro: MCDaniel, DEEP, MegaP, TЯINITY]

You know, we're better off without her gang

Are we seriously gonna end this song the same as we did with the last one?

What, with all the speech and that?

Yeah

Of course

My conclusion is, I didn't need Julia, and I still don't, and look where I am now; after everything, I'm- I'm still here

Nothing gets us down, ayy?

Nothing