[Verse]
In nineteen twenty there was a discovery
The female orgasm was discovered in a nunnery
It turns out the clitoris is the holy grail
And ever since these feminines have discovered how to wail
[Chorus]
Wail, wail, wail away
It's written in the Bible in a very cryptic way
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax even if it takes all day
[Verse]
On the island of Lesbos there lived a lot of thespians
On Lesbos we get the etymology for lesbians
Women citizens of Lesbos used to gather 'neath the moon
For cunnilingus parties, now we all know the tune
[Chorus]
Wail, wail, wail away
It's written in the Quran in a very cryptic way
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax even if it takes all day
Wail, wail, wail away
If Mary is a virgin then god must be...
A WOMAN!
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax even if it takes all day
[Verse]
Now it doesn't really matter if you're wearing a burqa
A skirt or a shirt, whichever dress code you nurture
What matters is the health of the whole female race
Depends on her coming... ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
[Chorus]
Wail, wail, wail away
It's written in the Torah in a very cryptic way
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax even if it takes all day
Wail, wail, wail away
At the core of the crux is a plethora of foreplay
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax, before his highness hijacks
With his roar of orgasm, euphoric female spasm
'Cause it's not just him who has 'em, it was both Eve and Adam
Roll their loaves like a cannon, don't project a sexist chasm
And don't confuse this song for sarcasm
Wail, wail, wail away
It's written in her diary in a very blatant way
Wail, wail, wail away
'Cause she deserves a climax even if it takes all day