Equidity Funk - Intellectual

[Intro]

A-one two

[Verse 1]

Fly ladies, fly guy

You got the def trio and we're ready to reveal

The finesse of the best to the young females

When you rock it down, make it glad

A beat so bad you wish you had

The rhymes of Freestyle, Fly Guy, Mike B

And my mellow Jay Rob

We're bad, we're rough

We're gonna rock you down 'til you had enough

You see we're equally funky under natural condition

We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians

[Verse 2: Freestyle]

Freestyle here, I'm here to freak

And to the beat, I'ma sound so viciously

You see MCs all about the rap all day

If you know what I mean then you're here to stay

I don't speak no evil, just rap my mind

I'm the vicious MC with the serious jive

I'm the disco singer on the one

I'll make you dance, make you shout, make you have a lot of fun

Just believe in me, I'm the man with class

I'm the man with soul, I'm the man with that pizzazz

I'm the man who possess about to give finesse

Funk you up to rock the best

I got the nasty fame, make your mommy know

Climbing up, up, up, never down below

I'm the musical charmer, the soul funk babe

I kid you not, don't make it fade

Here's the MCs that's on the rise

Magical Jay Rob make it all come alive

[Verse 3: Jay Rob]

Say hold on tight 'cause the Mistafide is on the mic

And when you wake up in the morning from a beautiful day

Listen to the sound and you know what it means

It's the serious sound, one of three best joints

To rock you down 'til you get my point

So get back y'all, I get back as I fill up wheeling, dealing in my new Cadillac

I just went through a mile, then I started to smile

Bust out y'all with my vicious stuff

Make you dance, make you rock

Make you bounce, make you skate

Like a funky Nixon and a Watergate

Yes, upset like a mad, bad split

Dancing to the music I'll [?]

That you won't dare exit while I'm on the mic

'Cause clientele and party delight

The Mistafide, devastating, funkatized, hold on tight

The king, the funk machine

Yes, yes, y'all

The king of clubs, the magic man who rocks the club

All the other MCs in the land

The Mistafide magicians with the upper hand

The true loud shocker with a lot of fun

This the secret to serious fun

You see, my name is Jay Rob and I want to rock

I've got the devastating raps, so you're in luck

Dig in, jam it back, don't mean to brag

'Cause my name is Jay Rob and I ain't no slag

So beware of the sound that's in the air

'Cause the way I rock I just don't care

But before I rock that mean, don't stop

To the sound that's 'round and sho' 'nuff down

So you clap your hands, then you stomp your feet

Then you freak it to the sound of the Shake and Bakin' beat

[Verse 4: Shake and Bake]

When you're jammin' the jam, a mathematical scene

You got to calculate the price to buy what you got to

Do what you do you do that'll make you move

Rock on y'all, don't stop

My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay

And when I rock on the mic 'til the break of day

'Cause when you rock it down, you gotta have some class

'Cause you can't go to parties, they'll start to laugh

One day, I was walkin' down the street, and I saw this pretty girl

I looked at her and she looked at me and she said: "Oh well"

So I said: "What's up with you, sister, because I can't get back at that"

And she said: "I ain't getting bad with you, I might just wanna come in contact"

So, I said to myself: "I got to get this girl, because she's giving me some rap"

Then, I asked the sister for her name and she said: "That's where it's at"

Then, she gave me her name and then number, and then I said "That is cool"

Then, I asked the sister for a kiss 'cause she's being so, so smooth

My name is Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay

I don't mean to brag, I just want to MC

The Mistafide magicians are oh so sweet

We're the bad MCs that'll rock your feet

You gotta check us out, we're all around

From the Upper E to the lower ground

We're on the one, def and in style

We're gonna rock you down 'til you find the one

When you find the one, you gotta have control

Put the beat in your feet, the funk in your soul

We're the [?] the rock [?]

I've got my man from the Upper East Side

Come on, Jay Rob, make it all come alive

[Verse 5: Jay Rob]

The Mistafide magicians and we're ready to prove

That rockin' to the music you can't just lose

So kick back y'all, to the beat y'all

Check it out y'all and you don't stop

So don't attempt to receipt the must

The magic prop devastatin' the mind

Put the bass in your face, the jazz in your spine

It's guaranteed to rock your mind

Rock you so def, but don't be shy

Because it's guaranteed to make you come alive

When you come alive and you're feelin' alone

Just rock to the beat, let me blow your dome

When you feel so neat you hop to your feet

Buggin' on the music 'cause it sounds so sweet

So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all

Check it out y'all and you don't stop

Freestyle, they say you're from the east

So why don'tcha rock the crew for the crew and me?

[Verse 6: Freestyle]

Gonna rock a jam on a starry night

The fly young ladies are full of delight

So, I saw a lady lookin' right at me

I just let her know that I'm a vicious MC

So, I walked over to her, she was on the wall

I said: "Come on now, we're gonna have a ball

If you put your mind to it

You can do it, you can do it

Come on now, let's rock

Don't stand by the brothers that's on the wall

They probably make a move, trip and fall

You see, I am the man that'll make you yell

Rock you so good, rock you so well

So let's rock, let's rock, don't stop, don't stop

To the funk that's number one, right on top

Just move your feet to the beat that's sweet

Get down, no clown, let's make it jump

Move your body, groove it to the music

Come on y'all get on the floor

And just get on out there and have some more

A come on beat boogie, it's about to be sure

Come on y'all, don't stop

Don't stop, don't stop the body rock

And don't stop

(Don't attempt to eliminate the funky magic MCs you'll make your fate)

Don't stop

Don't stop, don't stop the body rock

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 7]

So Mike B shake, rock the house (Say what?)

Want you to turn it out

We're equally funky under natural condition

We're the bad MCs with the funky musicians

We'll rock you down if you give us a while

We're on the one, def and in style

Jay Rob, you're from the Upper East

And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed

Freestyle, he's from the Upper East

And he'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed

[?] from the [?]

And I'll rock you down 'til it's guaranteed

I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock ya

(I want to rock to the beat when I rock to a freak)

I wanna rock ya, I wanna rock

I said on and a on and a on and on

Rockin' in the night to the crack of dawn

So make up your mind, ain't got much time

See standin' on the music ain't worth a dime

When you're feeling nice, when you hear my rhymes

Just dance to the beat let me blow your mind

See my name is Jay Rob, yeah [?]

Just dance to the beat just for [?]

When I'm coming [?] people I make them sit

Then I rock on the mic and I just won't quit

'Cause the story's told I got the plan of action

Just to rock with Jay Rob is proven satisfaction

So you rock with me and I'll rock with you

Just dance to the beat and this is what I'll do

I rock on y'all, to the beat y'all

Check it out y'all and it won't stop

We funk it and we rock it

To the beat that makes you want to

To the beat that makes you want to dance

A-come on fly girls won't you take a chance?

We're the devastating rappers with the mic in our hand

And we won't stop rapping 'til you understand

And the other MCs better leave it alone

'Cause the Mistafide crew is on the microphone

So all the other MCs step to the back

'Cause the Mistafide magicians make you sound like wack

And that's a fact y'all

So keep on, rockin' on, to the break of dawn, huh!

Keep rockin' on Jay Rob

Shake, rock the house (Say what!)

Want you to turn it out

Say I'm clear to the eye and it's plain to see

I wanna rock on the mic self-consciously

I'm the man on the move and I'ma make you groove

Just dance to the beat, you just can't lose

But I'm here tonight 'cause I heard your plea

And I rock the mic so viciously

But the story is told

I got the jazz uptown, what a vicious spot

Got the greatest [?]

Of a little bitty boy when I rock the mic

And I rock the mic good

With the bugout, watching little John where all the freaks are understood

I was a-one, when I first begun

I was a-two, rockin' it just for you

I was a-three, freak-freak to the beat

I was a-four, rockin' for you some more

You see one, two, three, four, whatcha gonna do today?

I'm gonna freak to the beat that sounds so sweet

It's gonna rock y'all and it won't stop

I said a-five, six, seven, eight

Sit down baby let me get this straight

See my name is Jay Rob and that's no [?]

Gonna shock the house, gonna rock the mic

Puttin' me down, I got the greatest sound

Gonna shock the house, gonna rock their mind

So sweet y'all, to the beat y'all

Check it out y'all

And you don't stop

I said C-E-S-F-A-I

This beat is bad you can't deny

So let me start to break it down

With the [?], I got the greatest sound

I'm simply sweet, I'm Jersey bound

Gonna rock the house, just to def sound

Dance to the beat that just don't fail

Gonna rock, gonna freak to the def females

The feelings right, it's ladies night

Gonna shock the house with all my might

I tried so hard to keep it going

When you very well know and it sounds so good

So you kick it off right and I'll rock the mic

[?] oh what a night

Gonna start to rock, you can't deny

I got the jamming rhymes to make it all come alive

[Bridge]

And if y'all ain't down you ain't really on

Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

When you're [?] come on y'all, let's freak on out

[Verse 8]

So Jay Rob, want you to turn it out

Say J-A-Y, R-O-B

I got a jammin' beat so sweet to the feet

It's gonna rock y'all, and it won't stop

'Cause I'm on here standing on a mountaintop

'Cause down here we do the rock

Standin' here rhymin' and it looks so easy

Check it out y'all, 'cause it sounds so breezy

I'm as bad as brother called [?]

And I [?] the record that'll rock your head

I'll kick his ass to the beat and [?]

Then you come alive, give me what you got

You see I got the rhymes and I'll shock your mind

Put the beat-beat boogie in your behind

I'm the biggest fiend and I'll make you dream

Of a beat, of a beat, so sweet, so sweet

Come alive y'all, be funk-a-sized

And I'll hypnotize to the beat, to the double-b beat

'Til you realize that I'm Master Rob

And [?] feeling that they have [?] chit chat beat

Come alive y'all and give me what you got

'Cause I'm a grown man lady not a sucker boy

I'm the true [?] baby, I'm the real McCoy

We're the def trio, we're on the go

We'll rock you down with a lot of soul

Come on y'all, don't stop

Don't stop, don't stop, the body rock

[?] standing, won't leave you stranded

We'd cold co-sign, if we had the time

But we don't so check out my rhymes

Freestyle, they say you're from the east

So why don't you rock the crowd like a [?] MC?

I'ma rhyme in your face just a little taste

I'm the big truth shocker that'll rock the place

The beat to the beat, the bang to the bang

Gonna sing my song, got a song to sing

Get down, we're the best around

I'm the sweet to the sweet, the sugar of the tart

I'm the one shocking brother that'll rhyme you hard

Move your body, take you halfway down

You're thinkin' how you danced on the disco sound

Yes yes y'all, the king of spades

The magic man when the music fades

The Mistafide, devastatin', funkatized, hypnotizer

The king, the funk machine

Well I sail the world for the fine young girls

When I landed on the island enchanted

With the feeling of love in the skies above

It got dark soon, I lay and looked at the moon

Laying by the sea, and it inspired me

The blue Atlantic made me feel romantic

So I laid there then I looked into her eyes

Gave the beat to the crew to make it all come alive

Three wise men made up their mind

To rap to the beat of their own design

So they rapped to the beat with a lot of soul

They created a funk that they call their own, Jay Rob

My name is Jay Rob and I'm on the mic

I'm gonna rock you down to the broad daylight, break Bake!

Shake and Bake and I'm here to stay

Gonna rock on the mic to the break of day

Break Freestyle, hey I'm a number one

I want to rap to the beat and add a lot of fun

Like my mama said boy you got a lot of soul

Come on y'all, don't play the corny role

The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do

To satisfy such a vicious crew?

You just clap your hands and say alright

Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight

The Mistafide magicians, what can y'all do

To satisfy such a vicious crew?

You just clap your hands and say alright

Then you keep it jumpin' to the broad daylight