Thanks to Q-Bert and Sally Jane

For your wonderful job of pet therapy

I walked one hour with my dog

Until I came to you to put him to sleep

I dreamed a was a lonely man

I felt I was a saddened man

And I either needed advice or a dog

But I didn't

But I didn't

I've never needed those things

At all (At all)

I was given hypnotherapy

To make me be a perfect man

So now I'm rather distant

And others I do not understand

I knew I was an angry man

But I was never a saddened man

I just maybe needed advice or a dog

No, I wasn't

Having problems

I have had any of those

Never at all (At all)

A liar a best

Honest at worst

Too much anything

Will just encourage your thirst

So now I lose myself

In televisions, books and car radios

If I could have been better at anything

Only God knows

I knew I was a lucky man

I was born a lucky man

Who never really needed advice or a dog

No, I didn't

No, I didn't

I'm the only one who's human

After all (After all)