[Verse 1]

Well they say there's lots of fans

For them Texas country bands

Playing all them songs about Texas pride

Well you can make one little bet

I ain't seen my fan club yet

But I'm hell bent for getting 'em on my side

[Verse 2]

I sing The Eyes of Texas, make my Home on the Range

And I shout out T for Texas every hour

I've been drowned in Whiskey River

And I've played down at LaGrange

And the Rose of San Antone is my favorite flower

[Verse 3]

I saw Robert Earl Keen

At the dance hall down in Gruene

He said the party never ends down Aggy Way

Yeah and Dallas has their show with ol' David Allan Coe

He never even called me by my name

[Chorus]

Well I can rope a steer

Drink a keg of Lone Star beer

I got three pet armadillos and a pick-up truck

I got a redneck for a mother

And I'm here to tell you brother

If you ain't born in Texas then you're out of luck

'Cause them people down in Texas don't give a dog-gone

If you ain't born in Texas then you better go home