COOLA (Freestyle)

By Miracooler

Released on June 5, 2026

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[Intro]

(COOLA!)

"I won't lie, I'm liking the consistency. You say you're cooler, so show that on your next one."


[Verse 1]

(COOLA!)

Bap-bap, Cooler on the map like Sat Nav

My sound stick like a wristband

Big plans, wanna make big bands

Talk on the coolest, get hit with a backhand

(COOLA!)

Flip up the scene, no handstand

Style come cool, Miracooler never been bland

No squad fill, get hit with the disband

Uh, bro I come fly, no need for a jet land


[Verse 2]

Uh, dem man are washed, Listerine

Do my lil shuffle, like Billie Jean

I keep a teddy like Mr Bean

Cooking up the coolest flow like I’m cooking cuisine

Uh, stay servin’ heat like the canteen

Want a Merc, so I can reverse the V, no Grand Prix

Plenty in my arsenal, like I’m T. Henry

Uh


[Verse 3]

Miracooler gon’ be the coolest on TV

Look on your screen, you see me in 2D

Danced at carni, did it in 3D

Dem man are hating ’cause they all wanna be me

But who cares? I live in their mind all rent-free

I’m a real thunder man like I’m Phoebe

Go to Dubai, they’ll call me habibi

Do my lil dance and yeah, I get jiggy, uh


[Verse 4]

They sleep on my bars, like a drooler

Tell some friends to tell their friends that I’m Miracooler

Pockets gon’ be fatter than a fupa

(Wah gwaan, yuh dun know I’m cooler)

The beat’s got me speaking patois

Pat-pat, if a brudda keep on the chat, he’s tapped

’Cause I’m really gonna scheme right back

Don’t slack, imma hit the dunk like Shaq

Uh-huh!


[Verse 5]

X in the box, ’cause ain’t nobody checking me

Wrecking me, a one-of-one breed, there can never be another me

Enemies that are formed against me, they cannot prosper

Fix up your posture

Miracooler is spitting, sit up, sit proper

I’m a king, no burger, no Whopper

Cut from the cloth, get hit with the chopper

(Bap, bap, bap, bap!)


[Verse 6]

Miracooler wavy, don’t need a durag

Box up the beat, send it to the gulag

Never behind, so I don’t do jet lag

Uh-uh-uh-uh, but I do lagga

Doin' my step just like I’m Mick Jagger

COOLA Freestyle, rap it with swagga

I’m an actor, also a rapper

Ah-ah, no Macbeth, but I show ’em the dagger

Locked in, like KSI and bandanas

This year, imma go cray, go bananas

Best of both worlds, like I’m Hannah Montana

Uh, talk on my name, get ready for exile

Keep a clean sheet, you can’t catch me in no file

Being Miracooler is a lifestyle

Dropped a few bars, that’s COOLA Freestyle


[Outro]

Now obviously, Miracooler innit

Da coolest, not just cooler, but da coolest innit

So dem man that be in my comment section

Nah, i'm joking, i'm joking, i'm joking, i'm joking, i'm joking, i'm joking, i'm joking

But yeah, COOLA Freestyle

COOLA!