Call me slim not shady just scrawny

So scrawny automatic doors ignore me

I was born to be insubstantial

Lying in this lion’s den, call me daniel

And call me dannyboy, call me deezus

Call me when you want treacle on your speakers

Call me in to finish crossword puzzles

I lick the pointy bic tip, put the ‘b’ in subtle

I’m not the same, call me strange

Call me Mr INTJ

I run the game round here no pressure

I wrote this on my whiteboard call me the professor

Then i booted up my mac i’m the mackest

Record a track backwards just for practice

This asthmatic cat’s catnip is lactic

Acid from verbal gymnastics, arachnid

Tactics in my creepy crawly drawl talking

Always home alone - call me Macauley Caulkin

You can call me whatever, however

It’s called Henman Hill, so what if Murray’s better

Like when you call me feller, that’s embarrassing

Call me arrogant but call me mr addison

I grew up in St Georges road Cheriton

This skeleton left and came back again

Coz i’m your local MP minor planet dammit

Administering dope from the cabinet

Steady representing your interests

Barking Toad and Magnets my favorites

And it seems my obscurity will never end

Call me jealous of your girlfriend

She’s got the look...

Call me when she’s read a book

A tin of roses by another name would taste as sweet

At least i think that’s what they say

If Juliet was Julian Romeo would be gay

That’d barely change the themes of the play

Call me counterfeit for quoting the Bard

My point is, you can call me what you want

The point is if you’re calling me at all then i’m calling the shots

And i’ll be crawling up the charts

If you’re ignoring me you’re calling my bluff

That’s fair enough in love and war

High Touch Town is what i’m fighting for

We’re getting down in the trenches

I think i’ve been called up for national service

That’s why i made these verses

Call me pretentious

Somebody better call you a fucking ambulance