Hard Dick Drive

By MINI Wheat

On Hard Dick Drive

Released on September 19, 2025

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[Intro]

(Chuck MINI Wheat on that shit!)


[Chorus - MINI Wheat]

So big you could prolly store data on it

Fly in my soup, asked to get a waiter on it

Got that hard disk drive, you know that shit's outdated

Got that hard dick drive, you know it's lubricated

Chorus of the song, can we just cut to the verses?

Playin' mariokart, I'm doin' versus

I'm on Xbox Live you know I'm being racist

(I do- I dont have anything for that I'm literally just being racist)


[Verse 1 - MINI Wheat]

Really good at fishing

Say that I'm a master baiter

I'm suckin' and I'm chewin' on it;

Now and Later

Gettin' that bread

Like the middle of a sandwich

Hatin' on my girl

Like get back to the pan, bitch

My name is MINI Wheat

And I am here to spit

Sellin' pictures of my feet

So I can get that shit

Walkin' in the Hobby Lobby

Hangin' with my homie bobby

I am lookin' at thе shelves

While hе's playin' Roblox obbys


[Chorus - MINI Wheat]

So big you could prolly store data on it

Fly in my soup, asked to get a waiter on it

Got that hard disk drive, you know that shit's outdated

Got that hard dick drive, you know it's lubricated

Chorus of the song, can we just cut to the verses?

Playin' mariokart, I'm doin' versus

I'm on Xbox Live you know I'm being racist

(I do- I dont have anything for that I'm literally just being racist)


[Verse 2 - Bobby]

I dont know how to rap

I dont really wanna be here

I was playing roblox

Uhhh

Then

Then

Matthew kidnapped me

And and

Now im here

Ummm

Someone help

I thought we were just going to Hobby Lobby

I didn't really expect to go to the studio

Uh


[Chorus - MINI Wheat]

So big you could prolly store data on it

Fly in my soup, asked to get a waiter on it

Got that hard disk drive, you know that shit's outdated

Got that hard dick drive, you know it's lubricated

Chorus of the song, can we just cut to the verses?

Playin' mariokart, I'm doin' versus

I'm on Xbox Live you know I'm being racist

(I do- I dont have anything for that I'm literally just being racist)