Puke and Rally - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

The room was spinning and I don't wanna be mean

But I done puked in my homeboy's washing machine

And its not the swagger its the drunken stagger

And that the last shot of Jack hit me like a dagger

Oh I'm a holler at this double bagger

Man this liquor got me thinking it don't even matter, huh

I wreck my truck many fender bender

The chick on tv's hot {Yo, that's Caitlyn Jenner}

[Chorus 1]

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Tap the keg and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Pour a shot and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Break out the shine and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Light one up then puff puff pass

[Chorus 2]

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

[Verse 2]

Not a second worse about as aimed as the first

I ain't feeling too good and tomorrow I'll be worse

Now this chick is all mad cause I puked in her purse

I still gotta perform and I need to rehearse

But the bonfires spinning man this shit is absured

Then I ran through the sticks think I puked on a bird

But then I seen Bigfoot or maybe it was a Yeti

But back to the party y'all drop the confetti

[Chorus 1]

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Tap the keg and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Pour a shot and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Break out the shine and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Light one up then puff puff pass

[Chorus 2]

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

[Verse 3]

I just slowed my roll to a country stroll

They was laying beer pong so I said lets go

Little mama in the corner and she watching slow

She walked and whispered "Mini Thin le'ts roll"

So we finally in bed I'ma hit this chick

But something going wrong man its' whiskey dick

On my hillbilly shit Dirty South to Cali

If ya ready with ya fam then lets Puke and Rally

[Chorus 1]

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Tap the keg and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Pour a shot and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Break out the shine and then throw one back

Pop a bottle, twist the cap

Light one up then puff puff pass

[Chorus 2]

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party

Puke and Rally then it's back to the party

Back to the party