[Verse 1 - Lil Ballsack]

I just dropped like twenty xannies

Stuck my dick into a Cheez-It

"Yeah, but dude, it's just a cracker"

I still found a way to please it

This one time I spiked the punch

At my fifth birthday party

And I'm gettin' hella drunk

With my homie named Marty

[Verse 2 - MINI Wheat, MINI Wheat and Lil Ballsack]

Fuckin' eatin' weiners on the fourth of July

Founding fathers so proud that they really boutta cry

Nutting in a Starbucks cup, call that shit an extra pump

And a dog was on my leg, thought it was something to hump

Thank you