[Intro]
Dildo
(Lil Ballsack on the beat)
[Hook - Lil Ballsack]
BITCH, I'M SETTING UP AN ORGY AT THE FUCKIN' CAMPSITE
AYO CALL THIS GIRL A SNEEZE CAUSE HER GAZOON HELLA TIGHT
PULL UP TO THE PARTY SMOKIN' CRACK OUT OF A CAN OF SPRITE
SHOVED A PENCIL UP MY ASS, AND I GOT STABBED MY GRAPHITE
GOT A PENIS IN MY ASSHOLE BUT I THINK I GOTTA SHIT
I WAS TRYNA FUCK A DUDE, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE CLIT
WALKIN' IN THE PARK, AND A HORNET STUNG MY PENIS
BE PLAYIN' DISNEY BOARD GAMES, YEAH, I'M FUCKIN' PLAYIN' SCENE IT
[Verse 1 - Lil Ballsack]
BITCH, I LOVE SELLIN' DILDOS YO SO CALL ME SPENCER
FELLA CALLED ME DUMB SO I STUCK HIS DICK IN A BLENDER
NEVER FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY, I'M A RESPONSIBLE SPENDER
I JUST TOOK SOME NUDES THAT I JUST HAD TO SEND HER
BORN WITH TWO PENISES, ALTHOUGH I LOST THE OTHER
AYO, MY BOYFRIEND STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND HIS MOTHER
AYO, THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T FIND ME, I LIVE IN A BUNKER
BITCH, I'M CUMMIN' IN BETWEEN SO CALL ME NUTTER BUTTER
DRUNK AND TRYNA FUCK THIS GUY, AND I COULDN'T FIND HIS ASS
MY HOMIE MINI WHEAT AND I ARE AT THE LAKE CATCHING SOME BASS
TEACHING AT THE PRESCHOOL, TEACHING HOW TO SELL SOME GRASS
THINK I NEED TO GO TO GAY-A, THERE'S A WINE GLASS UP MY ASS
WHEN I RAP I'M BEING, YO, I'VE NEVER BEEN A FRONT
UNDER PICTURES OF DILDOS I COMMENT "THIS AND A BLUNT"
ALL THESE HEADLINES IS SO CRAZY, I BE PULLIN' HELLA STUNTS
I BE JERKIN' OFF MY DICK WHILE PLAYING STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT
[Verse 2 - MINI Wheat, DJ Khalid (Sampled), Serj Tankian (Sampled)]
(Have you ever played rugby?)
(Chuck MINI Wheat on that shit!)
THAT'S RIGHT, I FUCKIN' PRODUCED THIS BEAT
DON'T YOU GO SAYING IT ISN'T HEAT
COLLAB WITH DJ KHALID AND I DON'T BE EATIN' SALAD
(Roses are red!)
'RIGHT, IT'S WEEZER, AND IT'S WHEATY
(Ro- Ro- Ro- Ro- Roses are red!)
UPSIDE DOWN MTV
I BE FEELIN' HELLA GREASY, UP AT 9 I'M FUCKIN' SLEEPY
The toxi-
LIKE AMONG US FEELIN' SUS
POPPIN' PIMPLES FULL OF PUSS
(Eugh!)
GROSS, I KNOW RIGHT?
FUCK
I BE SELLIN' DILDOS, HARD AS A ROCK
ON TOP OF THIS DUDE, I'M SUCKIN' HIS COCK
SIXTY NINE, AND SIPPIN' WINE AND
FINEST DINING, AND DICK LIKE A SLIP AND SLIDE AND
(Dog bark)
DAMN, AND THESE DUDES LOVE TO JACK ME
BUSTIN' NUTS ALL ON MY FACE, AND SUCKIN' ON MY FEET
AND I'M ALL UP IN YO BITCH, YUH
I BE BUSTIN' NUTS, YUH
SUCKIN' DICK RELENTLESSLY AND FEELIN' GOOD ABOUT IT, YUH
SKIBIDI LIKE THAT TOILET
AYY, YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT
COULDN'T COME UP WITH NOTHIN' ELSE
LIL BALLSACK TAKES THE BEAT
[Hook - Lil Ballsack]
BITCH, I'M SETTING UP AN ORGY AT THE FUCKIN' CAMPSITE
AYO CALL THIS GIRL A SNEEZE CAUSE HER GAZOON HELLA TIGHT
PULL UP TO THE PARTY SMOKIN' CRACK OUT OF A CAN OF SPRITE
SHOVED A PENCIL UP MY ASS, AND I GOT STABBED MY GRAPHITE
GOT A PENIS IN MY ASSHOLE BUT I THINK I GOTTA SHIT
I WAS TRYNA FUCK A DUDE, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE CLIT
WALKIN' IN THE PARK, AND A HORNET STUNG MY PENIS
BE PLAYIN' DISNEY BOARD GAMES, YEAH, I'M FUCKIN' PLAYIN' SCENE IT