BOSSANOVA - Intellectual

[Intro - MINI Wheat]

Elevator Sound Effect

(Chuck MINI Wheat on that shit!)

I DO BE HAVING SEX, NOT FUCKIN' UP THE TRACK

I BE JACKIN' OFF TO DUDES WHEN THEY ARE DRESSING LIKE A TRAP (Not a slur!)

THIS BE INTERMISSION, NO IT DON'T BE MISSIONARY

HITTIN' BUSSY MORE THAN PUSSY

ALL THESE CLOWNS JUST LIKE THAT CLUSSY

YEAH, I'M MINI WHEAT, NEVER MISSED A BEAT

I'M THROWING FIRE, SPITTING HEAT

LIKE MR. BEAST I'M RICH AS FUCK

YOUR RAP BE LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK

I BE EATIN' CORN POPS, YOU CAN CALL 'EM FUCKIN' KIX

AND MY PENIS LIKE A TOOTSIE POP DON'T KNOW HOW MANY LICKS

MY BALLS ARE LIKE THEM REESE'S PUFFS NOT CAUSE THEY ARE LIKE CEREAL

BUT RATHER CAUSE ONE IS CHOCOLATE AND ONE OF THEM IS NOT

AAAAAND

I BE PLAYING QUAKE III WITH THE HOMIES AND THE BRO'S

AND WE CALL EACH OTHER RACIAL SLURS UNTIL WE BLOW OUR LOADS

NOW WE ON THE INTERMISSION, AND BITCH I'M ON A MISSION

I BE POPPING PILLS AND SMOKING SHIT SO BITCH I TELL THE VISION

SMOKIN' ALL THIS CRACK, AND I THINK I'M GOING CRAZY

HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN TEN DAYS, AND NOW MY BALLS ARE GREASY

EATING GARLIC BREAD, AND NO MY NAME'S NOT FRED

I'M CUMMING IN YOUR MOTHER AND I'M CUMMING IN YOUR DAD

BREAD IS ALL I THINK ABOUT LIKE I'M AN ENGLISH PEASANT

JUST LIKE MY BOY SCOTT, CAUSE I'M THINKIN' BOUT SOME PHEASANTS

DRUGS BE IN MY SYSTEM, AND NOW I'M FEELING DOWN

NOW I'M FEELING THE TOXICITY;

SYSTEM OF A DOWN

FEELIN' LIKE MY NAME IS CASPER 'CAUSE THESE BITCHES I'M GON' GHOST

SETTING ALL THIS BREAD ON FIRE, YOU COULD SAY I'M MAKIN' TOAST