[Pre-Chorus]

Oh ho ho, oh ho ho

No teachers after school

Oh ho ho, oh ho ho

You're so dead after school

Oh, no, no

Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

Beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Com'on - say it!

Uncle

[Post-Chorus]

Why don't you say it you baby?

Run home to mother

Nobody likes you

I'll get you again tomorrow

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh ho ho, oh ho ho

No teachers after school

Oh ho ho, oh ho ho

You're so dead after school

Oh, no, no

Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

Beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Just... say it!

Uncle

[Post-Chorus]

Why don't you say it you baby?

Run home to mother

Nobody likes you

I'll get you again tomorrow

[Bridge]

And everybody's entitled to their own opinion

Everyone but me

I'm meant to suffer, baby

They've already d-d-decided how they're going to torture me

Make my life a Hell

I will never get over, baby

Hey

[Pre-Chorus]

Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

Beg? (Fatso!)

Run? (Fatso!)

[Chorus]

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Why don't you say it?

Uncle

Uncle

[Post-Chorus]

Why don't you say it you baby?

Run home to mother

Nobody likes you

I'll get you again tomorrow