I like my girls like my women

And my women like my girls

With ice-cream on their ass

And my dick in their world

I ain't fucking around

I'm as serious as school teachers

I got 31 flavors to make you a believer, baby

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Want it, need it, ala mode!

Serve that shit fucking cold

I can't stand when it's all alone

Cause everything is better when it's ala mode

When you gangbang [bang!], and take money from banks

You only have yourself and your fucking gun to thank

And when your pop-lock's stopped and arrested by the cops

You can make it fucking better with some ice cream on the top

Now baby

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Coffee, Candy, Pistachio Nut

Burgundy, Cherry, Butterscotch

Chocolate Chip, Lemon Crisp

French Vanilla with a peppermint twist!

You're going to jail? Ice cream will fix it!

You don't have a life? Ice cream will fix it!

You make bad decisions? Ice cream will fix it!

You don't have a job? Ice cream will fix it!

You can't find love? Ice cream will fix it!

You're a failure? Ice cream will fix it!

Everyone hates you? Ice cream will fix it!

Everyone hates you!

I want sprinkles on that shit

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