[Verse 1]

Bipartisan like bayonet or javelin

Would gladly quit if posed with riddle: "pay my rent or rap again"

Grocer nostrum, sip colostrum quick, flip

Reverse mortgages to stoner kids, smorgasbord sorcerer

Repeat and court, hold heat in JanSport

Gallop off on khaki Percheron, touch ceiling as nappy Bergeron

Couldn't afford Harrison, behind a wooden door garrison

Hoping time would grant you amnesty, pan-handler philanthropy

[Chorus]

When the hum become the hymnal

When the hum become the hymnal

When the hum become the hymnal

The job of resurrectors is to, raise the dead

The job of resurrectors is to, raise the dead

[Verse 2]

Auto-dictate my didact

Vocab like a bar-fight with Gary Gygax

I got this life-threatening heart disease

That won't let me forget anything

Nizamuddin hunched at the embroidering machine

You need a merit badge and

You need a merit badge and

You need a merit badge

Locum tenens quit the hopeless tenant

As if honesty could mean, "Withhold a sentence"

It's arduous being so overzealous

There are people who find it unbearable to use coupons

It could be nonsense, sure, or clerical nuance

[Bridge]

I don't know how one makes cocaine powder to rock

I struggle with my blues like Eagle "Bones" Falconhawk

Fighting five Ted Danzigs at once

The author chokes and I forget myself

[Chorus]

(Goodbye) When the hum become the hymnal

(Goodbye) When the hum become the hymnal

(Goodbye) The job of resurrectors is to raise the dead

The job of resurrectors is to raise the dead

[Instrumental Outro]