[Chorus]

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

[Verse 1: Fizziq AKA Positivity]

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Now the roof's on fire like Saint Elmo

So put that ass on the floor and get ready to go

Now when I ask you "What’s your favourite show?"

Shout "Parks and Rec," motherfuckers! ("Parks and Rec" motherfuckers!)

Now who's the best character on The West Wing?

On the mic check make the ladies sing

Cocaine fiend, snort shoebox full of blow

Everybody knows it's Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe

[Chorus]

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]

Robert Hepler "Rob" Lowe, born March 17, 1964, is an American actor. Lowe came to prominence after appearing in such films as The Outsiders, Oxford Blues, About Last Night..., St. Elmo's Fire, and Wayne's World

[Verse 2: Stan]

Rob Lowe making straight men question their sexuality

Pretty boy stunting on that hit sitcom salary

Parks and Rec episodes are a riot and a party

Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari

Goddamn, Robert's acting got me in a tizzy

Saw the dude at the club, buying bottles, getting tipsy

Sheryl by his side and the rest of the clique

When his wife and him go home, you know she sucking on that dick

[Chorus]

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]

On television, Lowe is known for his role as Sam Seaborn on The West Wing, and his role as Senator Robert McCallister on Brothers & Sisters. He is currently a main cast member of Parks and Recreation

[Verse 3: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"]

He's a motherfucking Outsider

But you know he likes to get inside her

Sheryl that is, his wife of 21 years

Kids and a rock and a house in the hills

Cause his skills are whack, played some guys named Jack

The illest motherfucker to come out of the Brat Pack

About Last Night, man I ain't got shit

Number 2 got the skills to run this hit

No Vampire Diaries but he looks the same

Ian Somerhalder ain't got the Rob Lowe game

In Wayne's World played a dick called Benjamin

Orders Chinese food in Cantonese not Mandarin

Ribbed for her pleasure, man those 'domes is nasty

Cause Rob Lowe's dick gonna blast your ass-ty

[Chorus]

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low

[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]

Early in his career, Lowe gained notoriety as a life-in-the-fast-lane playboy, ending up in the spotlight for various personal indiscretions and tabloid scandals, including one of the first sex tape scandals to hit Hollyweird

[Outro: Rob Lowe]

That, literally, was the most moving thing I've ever heard