[Verse 1]
Standing under the shower head
Washing down all the dirt and sweat
Gonna smell like a flower bed
Slip on tiles and hurt my neck
Should I dial an ambulance?
I think I wouldn't stand a chance
If they find where I have my stash
That I'm hiding inside my ass
They'd be liable to get the feds
Hey you guys he got crystal meth
Make me lie on the hospital bed
Watch them guys all go on a binge
Then their eyes would get super big
Ain't no ice that was in that bag
They'd be crying and screaming shit
Jesus christ look what we just did
They just crossed over to the edge
Of the universe in their heads
That ain't possible but it is
No way to reverse what they did
You think Jupiter's pretty big
Speck of dirt compared to my dick
Cause now they're lost in a mental trip
Trying to process my chemical shit
[Chorus]
I shit crystal DMT
That's dimethyltryptamine
I'm no simple human being
I'm an astral entity
I make fifty g a week
Selling to hippies in need
I don't need MHRB
Just let me go take a pee
[Verse 2]
Pull your bag out of my ass
Wash my hands or you be mad
You take drug and give me cash
I eat lunch and get it back
In my butt is trippy crap
In my lungs is hippy crack
Filling up balloons I grab
Sell you one if you like that
Inside my stomach, loads of acid
Hydrochloric? No not that
Mine's lysergic, lots of tabs
I regurgitate for cash
I don't work, I make a splash
Buy a car each time I gag
Black market I supply that
Fat wallet might break my back
Internet says I'm an urban legend
FDA says I'm schedule one
DEA tryna get my picture
Teach their agents to arrest this man
Even Terrence would shit his pants
If he could glimpse what's in my anus
He could never begin to grasp
How much heaven is in my ass
I'm a billion dollar mass
Of an experiment gone unmasked
Never again will they run that test
Even the military can't stop this
They've been obliterated by the mist
Day one the second that I took a piss
They got a sickening surprise at best
Tasting my salvinorin a. bad trip
[Chorus]
I shit crystal DMT
That's dimethyltryptamine
I'm no simple human being
I'm an astral entity
I make fifty g a week
Selling to hippies in need
I don't need MHRB
I can shit pure DMT