[Intro]
So, this is the Dogecoin video you've been waiting for
Especially if you haven't been following along complete in 2020
And of course, you've heard about it being bought by people like Elon Musk and on TikTok
But if you're like me, you probably thought this was a dead project, right?
When I looked closer, I discovered that, boy, was I wrong!
[Verse 1: Big Dimp]
I'll steal your Dogecoin, then I steal your shoes
Punched a guy so hard he look like Blue's Clues
Wall Street smells like poo poos
They are all gay and wear tutus
Dogecoin made mе rich, now I look like an ATM
Already spent a thousand dollars today, and I'll do it again
Pеople are so dumb saying Dogecoin is a scam
I'm the only scamming scammer here, so I'll scam you my friend
People out here really think I don't wear socks
No one's ever said that, so I just scammed you, bam!
"How many Dogecoin you got?" I got a gram
Smoking Wall Street pack and it taste like shit
[Verse 2: N3KO]
Money in my pockets, oh yeah, I just made a lotta bands
Choppa is gon' shoot, bless you and your motherfucking mans
I'm the big dog, you a little tiny puppy
I'm with your bitch and she trying to fuck me
I'mma say no because that hoe is ugly
I just made like 2 billion off Dogecoin, bruh, come fuck with me
Aye, no cap, for real, I really did make that much off Dogecoin, bruh
[Verse 3: Jumbudrif]
D-D-Doge gave me the sack like it's Goldman
Shit drop below 3 cents and I'm still fuckin' holding
Got his address and his bitch ass is folding
300 on Dogecoin, you'd think I was bowling
I got the bag and I'm not gonna fumble
2021, I'ma keep hedge funds humble
Dudes AAPL, that shit wobble
Doubled my money, now I'll burst the bubble
[Verse 4: Serotogen]
Call me Jumbudrif the way I have a shit mic
Stole yo' girlfriend, now we take a hike
I just stole my lil' cousin's bike
With yo' girl, she so dream-like
See a dumb tweet, I'mma dislike
My uncle's name is Mike
I can't think of anything else to rhyme with Mike, I'mma let the beat do the rest
[Verse 5: Dynastic]
I-I-I-I just scammed you, scammed you
Look at what the bands do
XDG, bought that shit .02
I got 50 US in the chain like multi
I got 604 in the bank, D-O-G
Try and touch my dog and I'll dox, dox, dox (Dox, dox)
I don't need Robinhood, fuck the stocks, stocks, stocks (Stocks, stocks)
No FCC gonna bite me
Got a shiba inu on the chain, wanna fight me
[Verse 6: nari]
Mask on my face, weapons in my place (Pew, pew)
A hundred million coins in my fucking dollar range
I got Dogecoins, so I'm never getting paid (Nah)
I'ma hold 'til I fold, and I'm laughing to the bank (Ha)
I got liquidated, hesitated on the stock exchange (-Change, -change, -change)
Focused up on AMC, the GME is goin 'cray
I'm losing money, it ain't funny
I'ma go up out of my way (Way, way)
Dap up Robinhood before I run 'em out the fucking way
[Verse 7: betelgeuse]
Baking sweet potatoes while I'm rolling up some wood
Angel bitch on my dick, yeah, you know she suck me good
Lil' Dogecoin
Yeah, I'm getting to these racks
Cooking pancakes in the kitchen 'cause you know I got the stacks
Like it's IHOP
Fuck your girl till her eye pop
Big Wock', sipping on this cup like a cough drop
Wall Street motherfuckers look like Paul Blart from Mall Cop
Get your opp, crop his head, yeah
Call it Photoshop, uh
Erase his ass like a pencil
Talk shit 'bout Dogecoin, leave you outlined in stencil, yeah
You want the smoke? You can have it
Scammed a banker ass, took his racks for a rabbit, call it magic
Pull up on Wall Street, wreakin' havoc
Hundred-round drum, let it dump, yeah, it's spazzin'
Fully automatic, whole gang on your ass
Dogecoin fuck you up, leave your stock market crashed, bitch
[Verse 8: thayerperiod]
I just hit a lick in Dark Souls 3 (It's the best game)
Chopped off his arm and then stole his fucking kidney (I fucking did)
Sold that shit on the black market, you know that's not cheap (It's not cheap)
I got lots of clothes, people just give 'em to me for free (I have zero dollars)
I just took a sledgehammer and smashed his fucking knee (Smashed him in the head)
Please don't listen to the lyrics, you know it's not that deep (Seriously, don't)
Sold 50 pounds of snow and it's not the kind you use to ski (No, it's not)
Talk down on me and I'll make you fucking bleed (Blam, blam)
[Verse 9: BEG!]
(BEG!)
I stack up on Dogecoins, you a little broke boy
I stack up on Dogecoins, you a little broke boy
(Broke boy, boy)
I-I-I-I get money unethically, bitch, I'm goin' to hell
I'm on top of the world, like the tower of Babel
I got hella racks in my Dickies
And it smells like gas in my black tee
Pull up in a double R (R)
Dogecoin stocks got me goin' far
She suck on my balls and jerk off my dick
Pop a molly in my Snapple real quick
That shit look just like Ramune
Goin' to 85°C blasted, that’s the perfect day
RBIM, Dogecoin investor, bitch, I feel like Robin Hood
And the method so easy, just tap in to Robinhood
[Verse 10: HampsterMouth]
(H-H-H-H-HampsterMouth)
Bitch, I got Dogecoin, my money is stacking
Using this money to buy stocks, I’m not slacking
I put $25 in, that shit turn to $60
I don’t rent cars, I don’t need Thrifty
Thank you Dogecoin, for getting me riches
Thank you Dogecoin, for getting me bitches
I went from rags to riches
I got a maid now, I don’t do dishes
[Verse 11: Judas]
I needed some shit with a dog in it (Yuh)
Can't leave me alone for a hot minute (Coin)
Just got a new chain with a block in it (Y-Y-)
Altcoin, got paid, then I'm off with it (Yuh)
One day, that bubble gonna burst
Off with the profit, left in the dirt (Shit)
God doesn't let the rich into heaven
It's up in a jet, then back to the Earth (Earth)
Sorry about your assets, they got burnt
Out before the crash hits, they won't learn
Economic tactics? It's my turn
Bitch, this market shit ain't CERN
I know it's down right now, but soon you know, it's up again
So I put all my money into (Dogecoin)
[Verse 12: slushh]
Smoking on that Dogecoin pack, it got me floating
("Aye slushh, you think it gon' hit 1 dollar?") Shit, I'm hoping
I just stole some Reddit gold from this crypto bro (Chungus)
I feel like a super dog with this crypto flow
Got all designer clothes from this crypto dough (Goodwill)
No one can tell me shit 'cause there ain't shit that I don't know (I'm a genius)
Elon Musk can suck my dick and I ain't even joking (Fuck you bitch)
Leon Cooperman, too, if your ass can keep on copin'
Bitch go take a shower 'cause you smell like poopie (Dookie)
Ugly ass look like a dog, I'mma call you Snoopy (Woof woof)
'Bout to blow the head off some Wall Street bitch
Tell 'em "don't fuck with slushh", 'cause I put they ass in a ditch
[Outro: Button Maker]
Made a couple hundred bands off the motherfuckin' Dogecoin
I got no money 'cause I spent it all on Dogecoin
About to be rich from this motherfuckin' Dogecoin
(I just made $700k from Dogecoin! Follow me and retweet this and I’m giving away $1000 to 10 lucky people!)
Stop asking me for shit for free!
I got Dogecoin and that's on me
Stop asking me for shit for free!
I got Dogecoin and that's between God and me