Hey, wassup, my names Evan

I know im lit but you get health man

B**, ima be hard like kayla

She killed it up, boy, im rappin on u

Maybe you be rap small for dec 2

Breh, breh, breh, you need to wipe off thats not a good trick

Would it make it even harder for the girls to find yo [bleep]

You wasn't bad like yo chick, you gotta hit her

You look like Mrs and Mr Krabs had a baby together

Boy, from this show, i really dont give a dame

I did this whole game just to post that bih on Instagram

Its Young Evan, Im a DJ, and rapper, you eatin' all hams

But by all of that [bleep] makes you so hall of fame

Hello, you make good patties, you ate up and makes u maddie

You sad and depressed, i know what to do

But it makes me to think, at least im not YOUU!!

Jokes on you, i got like dec 4 brains

All better than yours, my rhymes are famous from shore, to shore

I know im lit and rapper, but my rhymes gettin hotter and hotter

At least im not large as a whale like ur mother

Hey, wassup, boi, its Young Evan

Saw yo girl, you know I'm lit man

She looks like a bug, so i gotta hit man

Im a rapper, I gettin to Ayos

So what you say, what you finna do?

We can link up, be heard from the back room

Hope there ain't no bacons in there

Cause if there are, imma chop off their hair!

Please dont worry cause E is on deck

RIP dirt that im tryna respect

With great test, better than the rest

Hope to impress, got an A on this test

Tattoos that is on my chest

OMG, this is maximum Evan

But right now boy, im bout to slay man

Slice, cut imma bring it to your knees

Evan drinks water, but you drink pee!