[Spoken Intro]

I'm not gonna tell you what I was thinking about just now

[Verse 1]

It was a straight shot

All it took was luck to not get caught

I laid three dimes down and the machine wanted twenty-five cents

In the back seat, her and a friend

One out the window and the other on the other end

One belt loop away from Sunday night's news

[Verse 2]

If the part about being who he was didn't help Tom get loose

What's a guy without a T. gonna get? Totally screwed

While chicken wing puke eats the candy apple red off his Corvette

Three dimes down and twenty-five cents

Shy of a slice of the Doublemint Twins

Come back baby, rock-n-roll never forgets

[Verse 3]

So you're a little bit older and a lot less bolder than you used to be

You used to shake 'em down and now you stop and think about your dignity

So sweet sixteen staring thirty-one

Feel a little tired when the workday's done

All you gotta do is get up and get it, you're next

You're in a fix

[Spoken Outro]

Okay, that's what I was thinking. I can't believe it worked. Of course it worked