[Chorus]

Mumzy told me to find a good girl

And don't get caught in a mix-up

Know how it goes for a G on the road

Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up

Man are far from a doughnut

Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace

MSN, Voda and Motorola

So many crazy girls in my phone-a

Mumzy told me to find a good girl

And don't get caught in a mix-up

Know how it goes for a G on the road

Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up

Man are far from a doughnut

Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace

MSN, Voda and Motorola

So many crazy girls in my phone

[Verse]

I know a girl called Sarah

Gets pissed off when I air her

Not my fault that you live in West

Next time, holla at me when you're nearer

Oh yeah, there's Maxine

Met her in the back of a cabbie

Got a boyfriend that wants to attack me

Always high so I call her Selassie

Can't forget Rachel

From back in the day in Cable

Got four kids with a horse and a stable

When I come around, there's food on the table

Did I mention Gemma?

Does makeup for a tenner

Always pulling my hands and feet

Wanna cover me in henna

What about Missy?

Always wanna get kissy

Says she loves me, says she miss me

Not too sure, always tipsy

Let's talk about Shirley

Got a nice place in Purley

Don't really trust her behind the wheel

Cause she still plays Destruction Derby

Simone

Always belling my phone

Talking yardie, sipping BACARDÍ

Wah di bloodclart? Just leave me alone

Thirsty Kirsty

Almost pushing thirty

Got pissed off, saw me in Nando's

Eating chicken and chips with Kirby

So I made one phone call to Uncle

Couldn't get through so I hollered at Merky

Told him come through, bill an Uber

Better make it quick cause I gotta move certi, skrrr

Now I kill 'em with groovy

Know that one, that's anyone's groupie

Got her saved in my phonebook as Bluesy

Ruth and Rose, know how it goes

Dem two are broke so they're always moody

Don't really holla at Sam no more

Cause anytime I do, she's always broody

Wants my baby

Just like Crazy Haley

Me and Tina had a fall-out last week

Cause I got caught with big bad Tracey

[Chorus]

Mumzy told me to find a good girl

And don't get caught in a mix-up

Know how it goes for a G on the road

Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up

Man are far from a doughnut

Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace

MSN, Voda and Motorola

So many crazy girls in my phone-a

Mumzy told me to find a good girl

And don't get caught in a mix-up

Know how it goes for a G on the road

Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up

Man are far from a doughnut

Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace

MSN, Voda and Motorola

So many crazy girls in my phone