[Verse 1]

She sufferin' with corn

And she dancin' with Crazy John

Sufferin' with corn

And she dancin' with Crazy John

Mama, if you see this brute

Accidentally stand up on she foot

Wilma bawl as she fall

On the floor in the dance hall

[Chorus]

(Ohhh Lord)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Well all you doin' is stumblin', jumpin', scramblin'

Fightin', pushin', kickin', stampin'

Sweatin', fannin', trippin', arguein'

Slidin' around the floor

[Verse 2]

Well he pick she up in pain

And they start back to dance again

The more the music play

The more she struggling to get away

Mama, that was tug-of-war

Two of them wrestling on the floor

In the heat of the thing

Crazy John kick she on she shin

[Chorus]

(Ohhh Lord)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Well all you doin' is tacklin', feetsin', grabbin'

Prancin', divin', rollin', shoutin'

Slippin', slidin', scratchin', rubbin'

Gallopin' up the floor

[Verse 3]

It's a giant of a man

Dancing Wilma in front the band

And jumping up and down

Like if he is a circus clown

She bawlin' but he ain't care

Grab she and lift she in the air

Man, I laugh 'til I roll

Crazy John say he diggin' soul

[Chorus]

(Ohhh Lord)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Crazy John you can't dance

(Give another man a chance)

Well all you doin' is skatin', duckin', wrestlin'

Bumpin', bouncin', draggin', jammin'

Ziggin', zaggin', gigglin', dribblin'

Clownin' around the floor