Stroke me, stroke me

It's as easy as one, two, three

Stroke me, stroke me

I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my johnson, I want some

Put away that fake I.D. from Wisconsin

If you're over eighteen then it's on

I don't give a shit if you live with your mom

I know you heard 'bout me

Mickey Avalon, rap's Ron Jeremy

Don't talk, drop to your knees

And I'll show you what the fuck I mean

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe

You and I could leave right now, (now)

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I'm a show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

It's as easy as one, two, three

Stroke me, stroke me

I'll touch you if you touch me

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin, (ooh,)

Betamax roll with the action

Pornographic passion

Californication bastard

Cassius Clay when I'm jabbin punani

Like Cunanan in Versace mansion

Baby let's get naughty

Shake your body

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe

You and I could leave right now, (now)

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I'm a show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

It's as easy as one, two, three

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

I'll touch you if you touch me

Touch, t-t-t-touch me

Touch, t-t-t-touch me

I've got a lot of lead in my zeppelin

So step in to climb my stairway to heaven

I'm rocking electric, (I'm rocking electric)

Talk talk to me sexy

Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay

Blowhan, slow down before you hit me

Let me get a look at the goods

She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would

Hey little lady, don't you say maybe

You and I could leave right now, (now)

Let's get naked, shake your moneymaker

Baby I'm a show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

It's as easy as one, two, three

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

I'll touch you if you touch me

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

It's as easy as one, two, three

Stroke me, stroke me, (How to stroke me)

I'll touch you if you touch me