[Hook]

Who's that dude sleeping with your girlfriend

Getting nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line sipping warm Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

[Verse 1]

Stab on the Ave, a bag of green grass

Young teen on the scene, no future, no past

I don't know nothing 'bout nothing so don't ask nothing

'Cause I'll only be talking out my ass

Something smells fishy and I don't know what

But I got a hunch it's your lady

I'm little bit country and a little bit punk

I got a pistol named Sunny that whistles when he's rubbed

The wrong way, Mickey Avalon song playing

Strip up so sip suck, Asti Spumanti

With Dante Alighieri, I seen a better day

Wine and cheese, fine ladies, and lemonade

Getting paid for rhymes like these

And I never even learned to say my ABC's

With ADD, I rock the beat

Like AC/DC, Deeds Done Cheap

[Hook]

Who's that dude sleeping with your girlfriend

Getting nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line sipping warm Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

[Verse 2]

Radio can't wait to play me

From K-Rock in L.A. to rooftops in Haiti

Hey baby, he's Mr. Wrong

And maybe you should listen to the words in this song

Bird on a wire, your skirt's on fire

Now please take a moment to admire my attire

Fresh white valleys and pink tube socks

Tight gray Levi's and shirts with polka dots

Rolex watch, but it's fake

Gold gazelle glasses and a platinum chain

But it's fake, like your tits

And your eyes, and your nose, and your lips, and your brains

The glitz in L.A. got me ready to play

Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day

Every night on the Strip I slip and slide

I'm that guy, call me Mr. Right

[Hook]

Who's that dude sleeping with your girlfriend

Getting nude and rude in your bed

Same dude that your sister like

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right

Who that man in the black Sedan

With two cheap hookers and a Mexican

Fuck the white line sipping warm Coors light

Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right