[Skit: Blas Elias as Donny Johnson & Mark Wahlberg as Chris Cole]

You think you can dress up like me and be a rockstar? (No Sir)

No sir

You have no idea what it takes

You think it's all sex, drugs, and rock and roll, do you, huh?

No one does a gig like how I do a gig half cut

Not even at your age

Why don't you just do your own thing?

Get your own life

It's like being bloody Elvis