A Message From The Count

By mgk

On Hotel Diablo

Released on July 5, 2019

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[Skit: Pete Davidson & mgk]

Welcome

Should I do something like that?

Do the, uh, the, like, right in-be— like, in-between that

A little scarier? More Dracula?

Welcome

Welcome

To Dracula's lair

Welcome to Hotel Diablo

I am your baggage claim man

I, wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula

How may I suck your tits, fa— I mean take your bags?

Hello

"Dracula is that you?"

Ah, aha, you caught me, yes, it's

Lemme do a, lemme do a run of that, hold on

Fuck that, it's not funny