[Intro:]
(Astro)
[Chorus:]
When I'm playing Fortnite, you better join up
I want carats, I ain't ever doing pointers
When I see you, girl, my wee wee start to point up
You should come to the church, you should join us
I'm a Scientologist, Scientologist (Yeah, yeah)
Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist (Science, science)
I'm a Scientologist, Scientologist (Yeah, yeah)
Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist (Science, science)
[Verse:]
I've donated millions, yeah, they know me there
I promise that they'll change your life, yeah, fair and squarе
To start, all you gotta do is put donations in
People talking 'bout the list, but thеy don't make a list
They enriched my life, how you think I made these hits?
Tried to leave one time, and they made me stick
I'm sure it's all fine and it's just a protocol
They don't want their loyal members leaving at all
They don't want you leaving so they lock up the doors
Everybody get down, down on the floor
I remember one time, yeah, they went on lockdown
You might wonder why, cause I tried to walk out
[Chorus:]
When I'm playing Fortnite, you better join up
I want carats, I ain't ever doing pointers
When I see you, girl, my wee wee start to point up
You should come to the church, you should join us
I'm a Scientologist, Scientologist (Yeah, yeah)
Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist (Science, science)
I'm a Scientologist, Scientologist (Yeah, yeah)
Scientologist, I'm a Scientologist (Science, science)
[Outro:]
(Yeah, yeah, science, science)