[Intro: Steve Groves, Steve Kipner, David Ossman, DOOM & Joeski Love]
"My family tree— my family tree—
Is my history— is my history"
"Uh, uh!"
"My family tree— my family tree—"
"What's up? He-hey, baby!" (Yeah)
"Is my history"
"Have mercy, have mercy, you bet your life, baby
That's right, I'm down here with the world's most popular drinking areas, you understand?"
(What— what-what— what)
"The South Pole Lounge. Yes, yes! Where everything is nice and they do it twice"
(Wha— what)
"And everybody here's waitin' for the million-dollar jackpot number to come up, man!"
(Yeah— yeah)
"And you know, there's a lot of sincere confusion about just what the doctor said!"
[Verse 1: DOOM & David Ossman]
To the head
The new June Moon shootin' on a Blue Lagoon
Shoo, as DOOM zooms in a Platoon
("Too much, too soon!") Zing! Sniper elite
Swipe 'em off his feet on this type of heat beat
Stranger on a solo misflow dolo
Paid, played the position by the poles glow
Heard it on the TV promo
Swear it ain't me in the P.E. Logo
Remote control in his overcoat Polo
Go for broke, get the dough, float on the go-go (Heh)
Hopes and praise out of phase with the straight
Through the middle crews hate the new riddle, too
Late too little, Operation Doomsday complete
On Jumpstreet dump the heat
[Interlude: David Ossman]
"Six to five of the working people I talk to wanna know
Who's gonna take the responsibility, Bingle?"
[Verse 2: DOOM]
Vil, one shot—one kill
Spotted him, got his off the top, done deal
Spill your guts, they say they said the Don dead good
You could ask the dread in your hood or John Ed Wood
The truth is in the verse not on the bottle bottom
Black devils is the worst, first you gotta spot 'em
Ain't never get stuck on their boats
And don't give a fuck if he gettin' their votes
At most he may exchange pleasantries
Really don't go for the sex change energies
Or Ben & Jerry's berries
Friends with make pretend fairies who take men's cherries
Just don't boycott his shit
The fake first amendment foils the plot, mischievous midget