[Intro: Sample]

"Step aside, boy, I'mma check in that cash register."

[Verse: MF DOOM + Samples]

In lak'ech, planetary kin ("Step aside, boy...")

Red overtone dragon make your barathary spin (V-Villain!)

In the flesh with a band of merry men

Innocent civilians hari kari over yen ("Uh!")

Is it the end or for pretend?

I can neither condemn, nor defend

Cats that's more pussy than a sanitary napkin bin

Villain ran a scam on his imaginary rappin' friend ("Uh!")

Again; shame on us

We in the same game, put the blame on Gus

Study till your brain vomit

Just don't be out gettin' muddy when it rain comets

Armpits of funk, a bomb in the hunk-a-junk trunk

Metal Palm on your mom's ba-dunk-a-dunk

In a park in a rave under three days of darkness

Tell a hater, "Behave and spark this"

Winter fresh banana berry blend ("Step aside, boy...")

Countin' mad tens than when January begin

The other hand clutched to a pen

24/7—much to his chagrin

Used to drink gin, now he only drink oxygen water

Mixed with shark fins that cleanse the toxins, sorta

And if they ever come get me

We were sippin' rum on the number one jitney (Ya wit' me?)

I can neither confirm, nor deny

On account of the sherm—all high

Villain make 'er squirm till 'er perm all dry

Sperm to 'er eye, to a worm, to a fly

It's germs and mad babies to kiss

Won't stop rockin', 'cept to maybe take a piss

Or soak his feet in a mineral oil vat ("Step aside...")

Holdin' a Rodin coil in his tin foil hat

Step aside, give him some room, player ("Step aside, boy...")

Till the end of days he'll be the ill DOOMSAYER

[Outro: Samples]

"Step aside, boy, I'mma check in that cash register."

"Uh!"

*Grunting*