[Verse]

Give it a sec for the pain to start

This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart

They thought they saw the worst verse

From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first

Once they get to know us people dig us

Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas

Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it

This go for if you're bout it, bout it or rowdy, rowdy

Whatever's clever, the master foe

Who every hooker heard of, but nar' a ho know

If we see tomorrow, the next day classes

The Villain in the back with the x-ray glasses

Have no fear, the ninja here

Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinkin' ginger beer

When it's on, loco head gon' lay low

And heat it like beef patty, coco bread con queso

If you say so, lace the whole case load

They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show

He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's

His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos

Say ho if you never worked a J-O

And keep more cash in a stash than the pay show

Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow

Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow

Oh, shoot, the goose she's loose

So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice

Frown like the first time you taste couscous

Stash the deuce deuce, troops askin' "truce, truce"

Today on intense wreck week

We have the Supervillain in his own defense to speak

It's all part of my mental techniques

Available to freaks and pencil-neck geeks

Train a sane brain to an insane train of thought

On a campaign trail he came to gain your support

Charge cash for a autograph

Say some shit to make your daughter laugh, then slaughter the ass

See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen

Do somethin' and never be back once he leaves the scene

Keep more medicated pads than Stridex

For his own side wreck with no known side effects

Before you press charges use your noodle

So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles

Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful

It would be awfully rude of you, now get back to your hoody hoo

Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it

From the calm bandit, eat rhymers like pomegranate

Soon as he stepped in he lit the room

Boom, reschedule my noon with Brit Hume

(DOOM!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing

Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain

Maintain and say it, don't spray it

You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it

If I had a dime for every rhymer's that bust guns

I'd have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds

When I was broker than a broke dick dog

I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog

When it rain, it sure do thunderstorm

I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms

One, two, microphone checker

First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker

This is back when he was like crib age

When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage

Break the mic like a rock star break a guitar

And jump off the stage like "Yee haw!"

[Outro: Skit]

(UN leader): We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye

(Delegates (In unison)): Aye!

(John Jameson): Oh no

(DOOM): DOOM, is master of the world

(Boris the foreman): We must hurry

(Johan the rebel): Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it. Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown

(Boris the foreman): I-I have spent my life

(Johan the rebel): Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped

(Boris the foreman): I fear you're right, my friend

(DOOM Cronie): The President of the United States is on the phone

(DOOM): Mr. President, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy

(President): It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists

(DOOM): You never learn, do you?

(Boris the foreman): Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They'll help