[Skit]

Whenever I'm expecting a lot of company

Haven't had a lot of company in a long time

But if I were expecting some

I'd whip up a really—ugh!—substantial meal!

You see how strong I am!? Heh

It's from eating all this stuff

Good healthy meal like the... fillet!

Now that's what they call soul food

Now you got black-eyed peas

Carrot greens, collard greens

Cornbread, watermelon

And for dessert...

Pork butts

Hahahahahahahaha!

Eat heartily gentlemen

I got a really stressful day and I really, really needed some food

Something healthy like beets

Showed you how good it is

Well you may say "I don't think I'd care for that"

So you could also fix yourself a...