[Intro]

If you're waiting for a parade, there ain't none

Sharpen up your spirit of adventure, the fabulous gay way

Say, what's the big idea? (Gay!)

I have no ideas, in fact, I'm quite bewildered

Now don't get gay with me

(Gay? Sir, I'm far from gay)

Now listen and keep your shirt on

Grown men in a rubber suit, runnin' around with a young boy

(Homo)

[Verse 1]

Oh shoot, get a load of that fruit

In thigh-high boots, red tighty-whities and blue cat suit

(Holy homos!) Even the rats know it’s tacky

"You ever see me slippin' like that bitch, just smack me"

Posin', chest and legs open, couldn’t stand worse

All was missin' was a bandana and a man purse

Cryin', dyin', laughin' 'til glands burst

Faster than a speeding glass, bleeding-ass ran first

Fixin' baby hair, messed up wavy curl

Under the cape, the back of the S say baby girl

The things some people‘ll do for fame

It’s a herb, it’s a lame, it's a goddamn shame

Villain willing when them cold streets call

You can keep your hero and hold the meatballs

Worthy title, lock it with pockets on empty

He work harder than a steam engine like John Henry

Turn dirt to dollars like Don Henley

Ugly and still get hollers like Ron Jeremy

At least monetarily terribly

MCs need therapy, it’s like a fairy spree

Hit him with a kryptonite brick (Kryptonite!)

Children come and prick his dead body with a stick

Wrote this lyric from in the bed with a chick

She had the tightest grip around the head of my...

[Interlude]

How much money you got?

I ain't got but four dollars on me

Damn

Anyway I don't got this whole (censored) for ya

Shit, you must be some kind of faggot man

My partner a faggot, why don't you come on out here man?

Man, what the hell?

[Verse 2]

...Bic, now can I get my pen back?

Got no enemy, got no friend, black

With the Green Goblin, got the Batcave robbed

Bust in Batman’s head bobbin’, slobbin’ Robin’s knob

Y'all already got your belts on the floor, so

Kick them shits over here and click off the porno

Alfred come home and found them both naked

Handcuffed to each other just as he had suspected

Red and chrome Batmobile, wheelin‘ and dealin’

Aquaman's sleepin' with the fishes for real for squealin’

Psst! The lo-lo on a seal skin blazer

It’s just a little graze from a razor-thin laser

Amazed at all these so-called wannabe players

Showin' off their titballs to all the free-gayers

It’s like a leotard fest

How it got started is any retard's guess

Regardless, that’s their choice, no hate debate

Becomes a problem when they try an attempt to go straight

And raise the monster rate in the whole population

It’s starting to affect the super pimpin' occupation

Now who’s the hater? Headline the newspaper

Fate of a fake, you out-caped crusader

Tied to the tracks, make a damn tram derail

Rap is like scam spam Nigerian email

The man with no beard is more weirder than a she-male

Sucker got bagged on a Temazepam street sale

Told 'em one of ours set it up, yeah doubt

Did it like the dirty drawls, wet ‘em up and air it out

[Outro]

You got any money? (What?)

Listen, you got any money?

Man, you goin' crazy? What the hell for?

$4 only, damn

Batman's gay (batty boys)