UNO Cards give me papercuts

You no gamer, you can't play with us

This year might be made for us

Team Rocket, let me shoot my shot and then extend our reach up to the stars above

Are you tweaking, is it love or lust?

Little problems, still I make a fuss

Took too many L's, so I made it up

(Ooh)

Maybe the problem was I was too nice

(Eurrgh!)

Shoulda said no, now I paid that price

Hamelin, Hamelin!

(Yeah!)

Where's he taking all the mice?

(Where's he taking all the mice)

He's gone and he's done it again

And the king was a crook

And it all was a lie!

Glory to God, He be giving me life!

(Glory to God, He be giving me life)

Dark around me so I walk in light (Blip Pap!)

Double 'levens make me wish and pray (Real)

Today a better day than yesterday (Real)

Like tell a hater, hater go away (Bye!)

Don't come back again another day

But UNO Cards give me papercuts

And you no gamer, you can't play with us

(You no gamer, you can't play with us)

This year might be made for us (This year)

Team Rocket, let me shoot my shot (Ooh-wah) and then extend our reach up to the stars above (Ooh-wa-a-a-ahh)

Are you tweaking, is it love or lust? (Yeah)

Little problems, still I make a fuss

Took too many L's, so I made it up

(So I made it up)

Said it is what it is

Synths and strings, and diamond things and all

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Eurrgh!)