[Intro]
Bal'a dash, malanore
Dare you face my merciless judgement?
The HORDE
[Unkle Adams]
I move in
I move in
I move in with the force of the Horde
Enraging forsaken, waging a war
You're not ready you're the pitiful type
You nitwits get hit with a critical strike
Walk with me, leave reality
I'm well balanced within the talent tree
70 mage the ground is bound to bleed
Most know better than to challenge me
It's not safe in this environment
I crush alliance with a iron fist
Running hard, I have giant crits
Epics on my waist, chest, legs and wrists
I got more stacks of gold than king Tut
Etched in Blood, motherfucker what?
Shattrath to the Eastern Plaguelands
I'll travel anywhere just to beat you faggots
It's WARCRAFT
You won't survive my wrath
I Polymorph and I Pyroblast
It's WARCRAFT
You can't match the skill
Hard headed cold blooded
Slash and Kill
It's WARCRAFT
Violent not pacifist
Travel the open roads of Azeroth
It's WARCRAFT
Yeah, I'm a powerful geek
Logging over 20,000 hours a week
It's WARCRAFT...
(Merlando... Cut)
[Merlando]
I'm an undead 70 rogue
With enough blues and epics that I'll never be owned
I'm steppin' into any battleground with no fear
I can still fuck up your team with no gear
17/44 for the horde I'm combat swords
Let your whores stay on the floor
Of the nagrand arena
His stamina depleted
You can find my fucking name
At the top of the damage meter
I'm a prick stealing Bind on Equips
Got your online bitch straight biting on my dick
Because I be the best in D-P-S
I ninja what I need and D-E the rest
I've got epic swords, gem, rings
And 8 mounts, a goldfarming team with 88 accounts
I'm hella rich, my cashflow is hella thick
I'm still spending gold from level 6
It's WARCRAFT
Yeah we roll 40 deep
And every single geek in my horde is elite
It's WARCRAFT
Your blood spills till you're dead
And I'm tearing up all of your guild into shreds
It's WARCRAFT
We'll be camping on your corpse
For 2 weeks straight because we have no remorse
It's WARCRAFT
Kids you can't beat me
You're PvP fuck with me and it's GG
It's WARCRAFT...
(Lights out... DIE)
[Unkle Adams]
DIE!
Why try, die, die alliance
Earthstorm or skyfire diamonds
I'm hardcore all enemies die
Herbalist, alchemist, 375
Still doing what you bastards can't do
Grab the mats for my master transmute
Battleaxe 'nd staffs and warhammers
I'm still getting harassed by goldspammers
[Merlando]
The faggots are brave
I'll leave your ass laying in the grave
Your insignia I'll take it away
No time to be playing today
I'm up in A-V but I'm sitting A-F-K in the cave
See that? I'll disarm your freeze trap
I'm the one farming all the motes, believe that
Netherweave stacks get sold for 6 gold
You motherfuckers ain't getting shit but rick-rolled
[Merlando & Unkle Adams]
It's WARCRAFT
You won't survive my wrath
I Polymorph and I Pyroblast
It's WARCRAFT
Your blood spills till you're dead
And I'm tearing up all of your guild into shreds
It's WARCRAFT
Violent not pacifist
Travel the open roads of Azeroth
It's WARCRAFT
Kids you can't beat me
You're PvP fuck with me and it's GG
It's WARCRAFT...
[Outro]
Yeah, sup?
It's Warcraft
Yeah!... haha...
When you see me in Orgrimmar don't be begging me for gold for your little level 40 mount you prick
And no I'm not opening your lock box either
Fuck outta here with that shit
Throw a neatherweave stack in your face
The other kids making songs about Warcraft need to step your fucking game up get the fuck on my level
I'll run you little ass through Shadowfang Keep...
What!