[Intro]

Swear down, if you weren't Ego's cousin

[Verse]

I would duppy you

Tie man up and dash man off the roof

Merky's not only bad in the booth

No, I'm not only bad in the air

You come out your yard stinking of piss

'Cause you [?] clothes full of dog hair

Your girlfriend uses your face as a chair

She gives you the naked bronco buster

While you're in the corner, gasping for air

You went Westwood but nobody cared

Duppy Face Shooter? Overly air

Headtop Turner, Watch Me Leave Scars, that's there

NWO, Normal, that's there

Radioactive, Who's Merky?, there

Merky ACE, grime entrepreneur

You wanna claim that you're grime? No

You're about as grime as Cher

Paul McCartney and Bambi the deer

Frank Sinatra and Britney Spears

I'ma make you shed some real tears

Flip the script, turn to Edge and Goldberg

Then start handing out some serious spears

C-A-N-I, you can be a Jedi

But us man are moving Sith round here

I heard your R6 and your flow's all over the place

CA's used to the poom poom taste

'Cause he lets Brandy take a seat on his face

He eats off her lap, no need for a plate

Duppy Face Shooter? Overly waste

Singing on tunes? That's overly gay

Dun know I'm Merky, overly ACE

When you see me, don't look in my face

Don't try spud me, don't say safe

You're not my darg, bredrin or mate

And you know that

I'm better than you and I've showed that

You get the picture, no Kodak

I get the title and I'll hold that

You see your contract? I've sold that

You're not Tree no more, you're a throwback

Ergh, coughing on Westwood 'cause

You had your girlfriend's poom poom hair in your throat back

It's not hard, CA

All you've gotta do is be a good MC, not a bocat

How dare you try indi-R me

Like say that I would have that

Merky ACE, I'm a don in war

I've been doing this ting since Red Rat

[Outro]

Quick ting, it's nothing long, anyway

It's not even worth it