[Verse 1: Merkules]

Stop sweating me

Y'all know I got the recipe

Goonies is on the left of me

Ready to let it squeeze

Fuck my enemies

Ain't nobody ahead of me

Better be with this shit or get hit til its hard to breath

I'm a menace to society now, high in the clouds

Driving around and I'm eye'n em down

They on the left of me, the right of me

They even in front

I breath in this blunt

I'm a heathen eating people for lunch

Fall asleep at the wheel

Easy after eating these drugs

Put the keys in the truck and ghost ride with Biebs in the trunk

They stick around and the police show up to clean up the blood

And when they do I just start screaming while I feed em with slugs

My arrogance is apparent

Parents don't like Merk

They know if their daughter hears him

They scared that she might twerk

My shits so fucking cold that I'm carrying ice bergs

And you fairies is light work so just spare me them nice words

It's Merk

[Hook: Merk]

Fuck y'all I'm havin' fun right now

I got em mad, I'm number one right now

I see they scared of me, well I'd be too

They cryin' cause its obvious that I'm that dude (x2)

[Verse 2: Merk]

I'm that dude with the tattoos and the gnarly scars

Party hard like its Mardi Gras screaming hardy-har

I get wasted, bitches say I got a beach body

Same diet plan as iron man, I eat broccoli

Who am I kidding man I dip it in gravy

Sipping liquor, kissing bitches, in a vintage Mercedes

Thinkin i'm Jay-Z, difference is my shit isn't mainstream

And I won't collab with Iggy

Even if Iggy paid me

I keep it underground

When the Thunder pound

It break your skull

I'll punch you dead in the face, homie

So make the call

You rappers acting like faggots

You tryina place a call

I'm rollin' right up in that bank, and then I take it all

All I got is rap and I'm sick of taking the bottles back

I ain't flossing stacks

I'm workin' while they all popin' tags

I'd rather rap about my feelings than a Prada bag

It's all a drag, an insomniac with an awful past

[Hook: Merk]

Fuck y'all I'm havin' fun right now

I got em mad, I'm number one right now

I see they scared of me, well I'd be too

They cryin' cause its obvious that I'm that dude (x2)