[Verse 1]

She got two hundred channels and an SUV

Buyin' everything as seen on TV

Curlers in her hair, quarter tank of gas

Told the repo man to kiss her ass

Jimmy's off the road, time to celebrate

With Walgreen's roses and a hot tub date

Hit the penny-slot jackpot, twenty-dollar scratch-off

Mickey D's monopoly, ice tea

[Chorus]

And a Red Lobster sirloin steak

A box of wine, fishin' by the lake

You can have your cake and eat it too

Sometimes what goes around comes back to you

Livin' ain't easy, but the show is fun

In the buffet line, drinkin' two for one

They say money, it don't buy happiness

But it can get you a lot of shit

[Verse 2]

Now her soaps are dirty and her Roxy's clean

Bingo-night coverall memory-foam queen

Got a Wayne Newton box set on QBC

[?] sandals, vacay to the Florida Keys

Jimmy's off the road, time to celebrate

With Walgreen's roses and a hot tub date

Hit the penny-slot jackpot, twenty-dollar scratch-off

Mickey D's monopoly, sweet tea

[Chorus]

And a Red Lobster sirloin steak

A box of wine, fishin' by the lake

You can have your cake and eat it too

Sometimes what goes around comes back to you

Livin' ain't easy, but the show is fun

In the buffet line, drinkin' two for one

They say money, it don't buy happiness

But it can get you a lotta–

Red Lobster sirloin steak

A box of wine, fishin' by the lake

You can have your cake and eat it too

Sometimes what goes around comes back to you

Livin' ain't easy, but the show is fun

In the buffet line, drinkin' two for one

They say money, it don't buy happiness

Sometimes I wish I could cash it in

They say money, it don't buy happiness

But it can get you a lot of shit