[Verse 1]

I can't believe my eyes

Watchin' you on Sunset Strip

Wearin' all that glam rock makeup

In drag and buckin' your hip

[Chorus]

Glam rock faggot

All you are is a

Glam rock fag

Chicks with dicks

Chicks with dicks

[Verse 2]

You hang out on the strip

Tryin to pick up on chicks

With that girlish makeup dressed in drag

I'm sorry, you all have dicks

I don't like you lookin' like a woman

When I'm lookin' like a man

I'm gonna have to smack your face

And kick you in your fuckin' can

[Chorus]

Chicks with dicks

Out on the strip

Every day and every night

All you are is

Chicks with dicks

You're not no rock 'n roller to me

You're chicks with dicks

Drag queens

Fags

Chicks with dicks

You're all dressed in drag

[Verse 3]

Then you think you're rockin'

But out back a dick you're suckin'

Come on now, grow up

And do it like a man

Shave your head and play rock 'n roll

And don't put on a posin' show

'Cause I know how to rock

And I look like a man with a cock

[Chorus]

Chicks with dicks

All you are is chicks with dicks

Chicks with dicks

I'm talkin' to a drag queen

Chicks with dicks

You know what I mean

Chicks with dicks

The guys on Sunset Strip

That think they're so cool

They're chicks with dicks

They make a faggot wanna drool

[Solo]

Chicks with dicks!

[Outro]

Call in the skinheads, call in the mafia

Let's clean up the show

'Cause these guys go to the top

And they give the producers a blow

Faggots and homos

They used to hang out at the Starwood and Whisky

But to get to the top

With the dudes they get frisky!

Chicks with dicks

Posers

Fags!