Scantron - Intellectual

Cause this is rapping, redefined , but y'all ultra quick to say it's garbage, though, if any of y'all red between the lines, you'd find all of your opinions are marginal

And plus, you ain't never seen my arsenal, so I'll hop on this beat, commit arson, roll through this drop, won't stop, so I keep blazin'

Fünke, human flamer, keep hatin', you blowhard

I'm just too hot, Goldilocks

And you wolves won't stop me from piggin' out

I built a house out of alphabet blocks, and I'm eatin' from it

I add a wing, and you're written out

You'll probably catch all of that when it's written out

Shut up, boys and girls, I ain't kiddin' now

This is grown man B.I., now, see, I-

Took your advice and grew up, now you're knee high

[Hook]

Either “wipe me down” (i.e., wipe my butt after I doo-doo on the track), or have nothing to do with me (“unlike me now”).

“Wipe Me Down” is also a song by Lil Boosie. /Lil-boosie-wipe-me-down-lyrics

Also, I insist that I am alone/dead in this world, but I’ll manage. Y'all are dealing with a zombie, and for that, I apologize.

If your respective boyfriend is angry about my commentary, and would like to shoot me (“if he got clips, load ‘em”), tell him to go right ahead.

My friend Eljay (https://twitter.com/K1ngEljay) runs a website. http://www.theredefined.com.. Just a way to shout him out while asserting that I don’t fit neatly into the usual classifications of rap.

Kendrick Lamar’s debut major label album was called “good kid, m.A.A.d. city”. He is from Los Angeles.

Lamar Odom is a basketball player who last played for the Los Angeles Clippers.

Make sense?

(Side note: I’m not from Los Angeles. By “mad city”, I mean the world at large.)

spew
spyo͞o/Submit
verb
1.
expel large quantities of (something) rapidly and forcibly.

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Spewing can reasonably be considered a step above spitting. The “something” in the definition would be raps. I’d like to take this to the next level.

The acid in my tummy suggests indigestion, which brings forth the image of spewing, in the form of projectile vomit.

“The runs” is another term for diarrhea. I’m saying that I’m doo-doo'ing on the beat. Muddy indeed.

Tums are tablets used to treat indigestion.

On 10 – to be pissed, at the peak of your tolerance for something

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Thanks, Urban Dictionary.

Moving on, I’m also referencing the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz. He wanted a heart because he didn’t have one (i.e., “No heart”).

Additionally, Cupid’s arrows would be futile if my heart was non-existent.

smokin – a girl or guy who is beyond hot; now at the point of smokin (super hot)

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Let’s all thank Urban Dictionary again.

I don’t care if you girls look attractive, because you’re most likely bad for my health. Like cigarettes.

I try to be “lovable smart”, and not “jerk smart”, and I’m afraid of coming across as the latter.
As a life-long student of life/various stuff, and champion for scholarly pursuits, I like to apply my academic mindset to my musical exploits. Furthermore, if I was placed in a sort of rap yearbook, I think I’d be deemed “Rapper Most Perpetually Improving”. As in, I’m probably already good enough to win Valedictorian, but I’m trying to go beyond that, which astounds my peers.

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According to Google.

Anyway, I feel I only have about two handfuls worth of dedicated fans. 1.428571428571429e-9 of the world’s population, to be exact.

Can we change that?

I am accusing my rapper peers of being bad rappers.

Ellen DeGeneres is a pretty cool talk show host. She is also a lesbian, hence, “no love for you guys”.

And then there’s the obvious reinterpretation of her last name (DeGeneres/“degenerates”).

I’d also like to take the time to thank Drake for ruining my punchline by using a similar one in the first song on his new album: /2213260

I still thought of it first. ;)

Don’t test me (i.e., why the song is named what it’s named). You’re wasting your energy, and mine.

When I was a youth, lots of adults told me that I might be too smart for my own good.

I agree, at times.

In my humble opinion, the previous line was corny, and smoking looks wack.