OH, YOU CAME!

TIME TO START A NEW GAME!

A LIGHT SNACK? THE SPICE RACK?

TELL ME, YOU NAME IT!

I’LL HAVE IT DONE IN A FLASH, I’M AT YOUR SERVICE, PLAYER!

I’M NO LONGER LONELY, NOW THAT YOU’VE CAME HERE

MY HEART MY FATE MY MIND MY STAKES ARE ALL SERVED ON A PLATTER

BECAUSE IT’S ALL YOUR CHOICE NOW THAT YOU’RE THE MAIN CHARACTER

MY HEART MY FLANK MY NAME MY SHANK ALL DIVIDED TO BITS

THE HAPPY MERRY TOXICITY ALL FOR GIGGLES AND SHITS

IT’S REALLY NOT THAT FUNNY YOU DON’T PUT IN THE SAME EFFORT

I’VE BEEN STARVED OF AFFECTION FOR VERY LONG SO GIVE ME MORE

I DON’T FIND THIS FUNNY WHEN YOU’RE TEARING ALL MY WORK TO SHREDS

FOR GOD’S SAKE, FLOUR IS STREWN ABOUT, PLEASE JUST CLEAN UP THIS MESS!

NOW THAT THE BATTER IS DONE

NOW WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN

SWEETS NEED SOME SUGAR YOU KNOW

HEAPS OF SPRINKLES READY TO GO

NOW THAT YOU’VE SEEN THE WHIMSY

I’VE GOTTEN A LITTLE TIPSY

YEAST FLOWING THROUGH MY ARTERY

UP ON A HIGH, UNABLE TO SEE

NOW THAT THE ICING IS DONE

NOW WE’RE READY FOR FUN

SO DON’T BE SALTY, YA HEAR!

IT’S NOT THAT HARD— I’LL MAKE IT CLEAR

ENTHUSIASTIC, I KNOW

BUT WE’RE READY FOR THE SHOW

LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE RARING TO GO

COME ON NOW, YOU CAN’T SAY NO!

NOW THAT THE CANDLES ARE LIT

I REALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT

DON’T MIND IF YOU THINK I’M WEAK

THE OTHERS ALWAYS CALLED ME A FREAK

I CANNOT REALLY BE SURE

IF THE BLOOD IS MINE OR YOURS

YOU AREN’T READY FOR WHAT’S IN STORE

KNOCKING WILDLY ON THE LOCKED DOOR

NOW THAT YOU’RE BRUISED AND BATTERED

MY FANTASY IS SHATTERED

SCATTER THE SPARKS FROM THE LIGHT

BROKEN LIMBS CAN’T PUT UP A FIGHT

NOW THAT IT IS ALL RUINED

I’LL JUST KILL YOU NOW— SCREW IT!

PICK UP THAT KNIFE ON THE FLOOR

TRY ME FOOL, I’LL MAKE YOU INTO GORE!