[Verse 1: Melinda Hughes]
Baby, I can hear what you're trying to say
Dragging me back to the stone age
Maybe I want respect
Maybe you want some sex
Maybe we got us in a bind
[Bridge: Melinda Hughes]
OK now you were close
Now let me educate ya
I'm very sexual
Baby, it's in my nature
Just let me liberate you
Won't intimidate you
But then you try to rape me
And that's why I'm gon' call you
[Hook: Melinda Hughes]
Douchebag
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
You're a little flaccid
Your dance is spastic
Should go get tested
I hate your lame lines
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
Hey don't you grab me
Look at me, I'm classy
I said don't grab me
[Verse 2: Melinda Hughes]
What do you think we're for
When you got that game on
What do we need you for
You're the biggest prick in this place
I feel so lucky
You're here to bug me
Just wanna fuck me
Yeah, you just wanna fuck me
[Bridge: Melinda Hughes]
OK now you were close
Now let me educate ya
I'm very sexual
Baby, it's in my nature
Just let me liberate you
Won't intimidate you
But then you try to rape me
And that's why I'm gon' call you
[Hook: Melinda Hughes]
Douchebag
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
You're a little flaccid
Your dance is spastic
Should go get tested
I hate your lame lines
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
Hey don't you grab me
Look at me, I'm classy
I said don't grab me
[Verse 3: Casmir]
One thing I ask of you
Let me be the one to give that ass a clue
Malibu to Paribu
Don't dig your misogynistic view
Some things sky blue before we parlez-vous
Blurred lines ain't true, real Gs see through
Face on even when I dress casual
I mean it's almost unbearable
In a hundred years not dare would I
Fall for your shit, let me clarify
Nothing like your last girl, I'm too smart for you
Don't harass my ass, put me down like that
So I just rap and pray
For you to choose your boo
Get a clue
Not many women want a little bitty guy
With an itty, bitty, spidy, tighty, cock-a-doodle-doo
[Breakdown: Melinda Hughes]
Please don't hump, get off, get uh
Get off my skirt, you pervert
You're such a jerk
[Verse 4: Melinda Hughes]
Baby, can you breathe?
You're my agitator
This always works for me
Dakota to Decatur, uh huh
No more pretending
Cause now you're drooling
Now here's our ending
[Hook: Melinda Hughes]
I never wanted a douchebag
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
You're a little flaccid
Your dance is spastic
Should go get tested
I hate your lame lines
You think I want it
I really don't want it
Please get off it
You're a douchebag
Hey don't you grab me
Look at me, I'm classy
I said don't grab me
[Outro: Amy Machado]
Everybody get out
No, seriously, everybody get out
Get the fuck out
What are you even doing here?
Get the fuck out of here