IGOR (spoken):

Oh, the fantastic things we'll do. It'll be like old time. You and me. Right up there with the world's greatest pairs!

(sung)

Like Laurel and Hardy

Like Coke and Baccardi

Like Juliet and Romeo

Ebb and flow

To and fro

Together, together again .

Together again for the first time

We've only met in a dream!

Up until now it's been the worst time, But now that you're here

We're a team!

Together again for the first time,,

Haven't a woe or a care

No longer a bad and accursed time

It's easy to see

You have to agree

We're destined to be a great pair!

All of my life

I've been stoogin' around

Nothin' to do, at a loss

All of my life

I've been stoogin' around

But what good is a stooge

If he ain't got a boss?!

Together again for the first time

Back on the track to renown

We're gonna thrill 'em

We're gonna kill 'em

You'll be the teacher

We'll make a new creature

And scare the bloomin' daylights

Right outta this town!

FREDERICK (spoken):

No, stop it! Stop it! You don't understand. I'll only be here for a few days, to settle my grandfather's estate, and then

I'm heading straight back to New York. No laboratories, no creatures

IGOR:

Bet you change your mind, master. C'mon, join in a chorus. It's fun!

FREDERICK:

My dear Igor, I happen to be the Dean of Anatomy at a world-renowned School of Medicine. Although I do sing a bit. And

Was, in fact, a Wiffenpoof at Yale

IGOR:

A Wiffenpoof, wow! C'mon, doc, nobody's around

FREDERICK:

Well . . . nobody is around . . . what the hell .

(sung)

Together again for the first time

Haven't a woe or a care!

IGOR:

Together again for the first time

Haven't a woe or a care!

This is the best time

FREDERICK:

No longer a bad and accursed time

It's easy to see

IGOR:

You have to agree

IGOR & FREDERICK:

We're destined to be a great pair!

FREDERICK (spoken):

May I?

IGOR:

Take it!

FREDERICK (sung):

All of my life

I've been bossing around

Mean and alone, like a Scrooge

All of my life

I've been bossing around

But what good is a boss

If he ain't got a stooge?!

(spoken)

Oh! I'm sorry, I don't wish to embarrass you, but I am a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I could help you with that hump

IGOR:

What hump?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):

Together again for the first time

We've only met in a dream

FREDERICK:

Like Ginger and Freddie

IGOR:

MacDonald and Eddy

FREDERICK:

Like San Juan and Teddy

IGOR:

Or meatballs and spaghetti

FREDERICK & IGOR:

But the pair that we cry for

The pair that we sigh for

The pair that we die for

Is Fron-kon-steen and Eye-gore

For the first time

Together again!

IGOR (spoken):

Walk this way

No, this way

Really drag your foot

Can you go left more?

IGOR & FREDERICK (sung):

Together again for the first time

We've only met in a dream

FREDERICK:

Like Gimbel and Macy

IGOR:

Like Hepburn and Tracy

FREDERICK:

Like Lombard and Gable

IGOR:

Like good old Cain and Abel

IGOR & FREDERICK:

For the first time

Together again!

Together forever again!