[ALL]

Do do do do do do do do do do do

Do do do do do do do do do do do

[GUS]

I'm so homesick

[ALL]

And we're three thousand miles from Times Square

[DOROTHY]

I hate cafe-au-lait

[LORELEI]

This whole town is tres lousay

[ALL]

I'm Place Vendome sick

[GUS]

Fell asleep at the Folies Bergere

[HENRY]

It's all a lot of chi-chi

[MRS. S]

I burp when I drink Vichy

[ALL]

Here's to Tin Pan Alley

A Yankee Rally

A show like "Sally"

And notwithstanding Rand MacNally

There's only one Broadway on the map of the U.S.A

Let's tell the gang we're coming

Back to old-fashioned kisses and modern plumbing

I've got those "I'm so homesick blues"

I miss Marilyn Miller in "Sunny"

[GUS]

Jolson down on onе knee

[ALL]

Mary Garden and Gatti-Cazzazi

[MRS. S]

Lovely evеnings at the Plaza

[ALL]

Watching a fighter like Dundee

[GUS]

Cheering for May Bundy

[ALL]

Nora Bayes in a bill at the Palace

[MRS. S]

Teddy Roosevelt's daughter, Alice

[ALL]

Theda Bara, Fish O'Hara

Palais Royale, Standard Oil

Man O'War, Barrymore

Fritzi Scheff, Mutt and Jeff

Belmont Track, Crackerjack

[GU]

We've stayed away too long

From gals like Sophie Tucker

[ALL]

Texas Guinan won't be long

With that greeting "Hello, sucker"

[GIRLS]

Here's to Valentino

[GUS]

The Park Casino

[CAGE]

The Big Bambino

[ALL]

The cigarettes called Melachrino

Give me that old Main Stem

And a song by the great George M

I'll find my heart beat faster

Any place in the neighborhood of the Astor

I've got those "I'm so homesick blues"